Oh, XRP made its presence known above the modest $2.850 hurdle, leaving the Bitcoin and Ethereum darlings in the dust. Once past the $2.9150 sticky ground and the formidable $2.950 ranks, an audacious press through the $3.00 bastion saw the bulls, notably tipsy, crown themselves with a shiny $3.0365 medal.
Apparently, everyone’s favorite Beijing-bred creatives are weaving cryptocurrency right into their ledger books. Who knew balancing books and beats could go so well together? They’re even dipping tiny toes into the boldly expanding world of Web3 and digital mime theaters for entertainment nerds.
In a keynote address that could only be described as a soliloquy of hope, Atkins, at the OECD’s grand roundtable, vowed to unshackle the potential of digital assets. With a wave of his rhetorical wand, he banished the specter of “weaponization”-a term he wielded with the precision of a Wildean wit-that had hitherto stifled the crypto realm under the reign of his predecessor, the formidable Gary Gensler. 🗡️💔
Starting from the gloriously modest $110,200 mark, Bitcoin tried to convince us it’s back by climbing over $111,500 and $112,500 resistance levels (like dodging a laundry pile).
Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) didn’t hold back, unleashing fiery remarks about the opacity of this process. She insists Republicans sneaked out a 182-page draft-because who needs *length*, am I right?-without involving Democrats or even letting us know who whispered sweet nothings into their ear.
But fear not, dear digital coin enthusiasts, for Maartunn, a seemingly enlightened individual who has decoded the arcane mysteries of Bitcoin’s on-chain data, insists that there’s an optimistic underlying story. While the price charts are waging war with uncertainty, Bitcoin’s network fundamentals are like a calm oasis in the middle of a desert of volatility. You see, according to his extensive analysis, all this price madness is really just the market acting out its usual tantrums-liquidity changes, macroeconomic boogie-men, and other unsavory factors. But Bitcoin, it seems, is made of sturdier stuff.
Avalanche, or AVAX, having been rebuffed on eight separate occasions since the dawn of 2025, finally cleared the pass, hinting at a reversal of misfortune. This turn of events prompted a 4.5% price ascendancy over the previous twenty-four hours. 🐱🚀
Now, why is everyone suddenly wagging their tails in excitement? Well, there’s a big, shiny bone in the form of institutional demand. Cleancore, a company cleaning up in the corporate world (literally), made a very public move, announcing a $235 million investment in Dogecoin, with plans to snap up 1 billion DOGE over the next 30 days. That’s right-Dogecoin is getting some serious corporate street cred. 🧼💼
This market leg is starting to feel like a Solana [SOL] rollercoaster-complete with screams, thrills, and the occasional barf bag. 🎢🤢
Breaking news (because who ever said banking can’t be spicy?): Ripple just inked a deal with Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria (BBVA), expanding their custodial kingdom across Europe like a crypto conquistador with an extra dose of sass.