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SoFi has launched an enterprise banking platform dubbed “Big Business Banking,” allowing institutions to manage fiat balances and digital assets in a single regulated environment, according to The Block. The service runs under SoFi Bank’s national charter, offering 24/7 payments and liquidity management, positioning the lender as one of the first U.S.-regulated banks to industrialize stablecoin-based settlement for corporates. One might say it’s the ton’s most fashionable parlor game.

Charles Guillemet, Ledger’s CTO, declared the Drift Protocol exploit “yet another reminder that in crypto, trust is the only thing you can’t hack-unless you’re a human being.” He likened it to the 2025 Bybit heist, which was “so good, even the FBI had to check the credits.”

Mason Versluis, our intrepid questioner, asked the obvious: If banks adopted XRP and prices soared, wouldn’t they panic and trip over their own boots to avoid letting Ripple become the world’s most valuable financial institution? A perfectly reasonable inquiry, unless you’ve ever tried to reason with a group of bankers. Which, honestly, is a fool’s errand.

Most of the crypto industry spent this week processing Google’s paper on how quantum computers could break blockchain encryption. One startup is asking a different question – whether quantum hardware can make blockchains better.

Oh, the euphoria! The rally, fueled by whispers of hope and the faintest whiff of a $2 billion partnership with Marvell Technology, seemed almost divine-until one peered beneath the surface. For in the shadows, three specters loomed: the cold indifference of institutional capital, the twisted dance of oil and stock markets, and the grim reaper of options traders, sharpening their blades. A stock so lofty, so arrogantly priced, could not escape the gravitational pull of its own hubris.

The token, once a fiery spark, now flickers weakly. A 13% plunge in a week and a 5% dip in a day-what once was a sprint now feels like a shuffle. Derivatives volume, that frenzied crowd of speculators, has vanished, leaving behind a silence so thick it could be cut with a knife. The perpetual futures, Hyperliquid’s lifeblood, now drip like a leaky faucet, sputtering hope with every drop.

The FBI went full undercover, creating their own token to catch these manipulators. It’s like a crypto version of Cops, but with fewer car chases and more spreadsheets. Defendants were basically selling “get rich quick” schemes, but only they got rich. Shocking, I know.

This tumble isn’t random chaos; it’s a carefully choreographed ballet of on-chain data, chart patterns, and traders screaming into the void. Some buyers, who thought they were getting a bargain, have quietly packed their bags since January. If Bitcoin’s key level doesn’t hold, we might see a 14% correction-basically the crypto version of stepping on a Lego.

The Tokyo-listed firm now sits behind only Strategy (MSTR) and Twenty One Capital (XXI) among publicly traded companies by bitcoin held on their balance sheets.

The withdrawals came one day after Q1 2026 ended with roughly $500 million in net redemptions, despite a partial recovery in March that brought $1.32 billion back into BTC funds. A recovery so partial, it’s like trying to fix a spaceship with duct tape and optimism.