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Fast forward to September 8, and chaos had taken on a life of its own, turning peaceful demonstrations into a scene reminiscent of a particularly rowdy family reunion-complete with ransacked administrative buildings and fires that would put a dragon to shame. The capital city saw its own version of a pantomime, as Parliament was stormed with the enthusiasm usually reserved for the arrival of a much-anticipated dessert platter.

Bitcoin [BTC], ever the drama queen, posted a modest gain of 1.43% in the past day, inching back up to $113,890. But let’s be real-it’s still about as far from its all-time high as I am from being cast in a Marvel movie. At least $10,000 away, folks. Oof.

The question hangs heavy, like a chandelier in a storm. Can XRP pierce the $3 veil and dare to dream of $5, or will the barrier laugh and send it sprawling? Traders, those modern-day oracles, know this moment will echo through the annals of crypto lore. 🔮

Bitcoin, the old guard of the crypto realm, has long been the king of the liquidity castle. But as it teeters near its record highs, investors are doing the crypto two-step, waltzing over to altcoins. And who’s the belle of the ball? Why, Ethereum, of course! As of September 11, it’s leading the spot trading volume waltz, a feat it hasn’t managed in seven long years. Time to dust off those dancing shoes, Ethereum! 💼💃

This monumental price jump, part of its pre-launch phase (which, let’s be honest, sounds like a dog waiting for its walk), began on April 1. No joke. The next leap? A jaw-dropping $0.00020568. Mark your calendars, folks. History is being made. 📈

Let’s rewind briefly: Bitcoin soared to an all-time high of $124,500 recently (cue fireworks emoji 🎆), only to slip back down by over 8%. And you thought your last breakup was dramatic. Analysts like Axel Adler have chimed in, pointing out that we’re in a particularly fragile moment where even a tiny dip could send short-term traders spiraling into panic mode faster than you can say “sell button.”

Now, throw in some data from top analyst Darkfost, and things get even more interesting. According to him, the 7-day average of BTC outflows from miners is at an all-time low. This means miners are moving fewer coins out of their reserves, which could either mean they’re getting ready to sell, or they’re just really good at hiding their stash. But hey, who knows? Maybe they’re just reorganizing their digital piggy banks. 🐷

Over on the social platform X, the account Onchain Lens spilled the beans about Bitmine (NYSE: BMNR)’s latest haul this week. “Bitmine (@BitMNR) has received 46,255 ETH, valued at $201M, from Bitgo,” the post read. “They now hold a total of 2,126,018 ETH, worth $9.24B.” Can you believe it?!

Imagine this: institutional treasuries sitting on over 1 million BTC and nearly 5% of all circulating ETH. These aren’t just numbers; they’re stakes in a high-stakes poker game where every move influences supply and demand. Who will rise as the Napoleon of this crypto war? And who will be relegated to the footnote of history, clutching their diminishing premiums? 😅

Hosted on the UK government’s website, this petition isn’t just a polite request – it’s a call for a full-on master plan including stablecoin regulation, blockchain adoption everywhere (government offices, tea shops, maybe?), and even the creation of a blockchain “czar.” Yes, a czar-because when you can’t quite spell “minister,” “czar” sounds a lot cooler.