Gemini’s Nasdaq Debut: A Winklevoss Twin-tastic 50% Splash! 🚀💰

Based in the heart of New York, where the streets are paved with, if not gold, then certainly Bitcoin, Gemini priced its IPO late on Thursday, popping above the anticipated range of $24 to $26. Jolly good show, what? This little maneuver valued the company at a cool $3.3 billion before the trading bells even rang. Not too shabby for a pair of Harvard grads who once had a spot of bother with a certain Mr. Zuckerberg. 😏📈

SOL to $1K? 🚀 Or Will It Crash Harder Than My Dating Life? 💔

Solana’s market cap just smashed a new ATH of over $130 billion, which is basically the crypto equivalent of getting a text back from your crush. 💌 Meanwhile, $61 million in short positions got liquidated in the past 24 hours-ouch, that’s gotta sting worse than a bad breakup. 😬 And get this: Galaxy Digital apparently dropped $510 million on SOL this week. Big money, big moves, big *energy*. 💸 On the flip side, FTX & Alameda unstaked $45 million worth of SOL. Since November 2023, they’ve redeemed 9.98M SOL worth around $1.2B. Red flag? Maybe. But the chart pattern says, “Girl, you’re fine.” 💅

DeepSeek’s Top 3 Next Cryptos to Explode After REX-Osprey ETFs Launch

And here’s where it gets juicy – the SEC has taken its sweet time delaying other ETF applications from the likes of Franklin Templeton, BlackRock, and Fidelity. What makes REX-Osprey different? Well, they decided to file under the 1940 Act – a little less direct, a little more sneaky, and, apparently, a lot less annoying to the SEC. It’s almost like they’ve read the room.

Solana’s (SOL) Big Breakout: Will It Keep Soaring?

It’s all looking quite delicious on the weekly chart for $SOL. The price has not only managed to crush the $220 resistance like a paper cup in a rainstorm but is now flirting with the idea of turning it into support. Imagine that, turning enemies into allies. How very dramatic. 🤩

Crypto ETFs: The SEC’s Newest Rollercoaster 🎢💸

According to Bloomberg-the oracle of all things finance-the SEC is on the verge of approving new crypto ETFs. Solana and XRP ETFs are apparently 95% likely to get the green light, while HBAR is sitting pretty at 90%. 🎉 The SEC has until October to make up its mind, which is basically eternity in crypto years. Meanwhile, Canary Capital decided to throw its hat into the ring with an “America-First” crypto ETF, because nothing says patriotism like digital assets. 🇺🇸🚀

Bitcoin ETFs: 4 Days of Inflows and Zero Regrets (Yet)

Spot Bitcoin ETFs in the U.S. added $552.78 million on Thursday, marking their fourth straight day of inflows. That’s the longest run since August and a joint record with the seven-day glory days of Aug. 14 (spoiler: Bitcoin hit $123,000 and then *somehow* forgot it was a record). Wednesday’s $757.14 million haul was the biggest since July 16, according to SoSoValue-because apparently, even data analysts love a good numbers flex. 📊