According to whispered rumors in shadowed corridors and the more mundane reports filed with regulatory sages, Next Technology boasts a princely hoard of 5,833 BTC. Their March 2025 10-Q, a document as thrilling as a late Victorian drama, lists the book value of their Bitcoin treasury at an eyebrow-raising $480 million-because what’s a few hundred million between friends?
Bitcoin, stubborn as a donkey in a ditch, traded around $115,500 at press time, unchanged on the day but up 3% over the week. Daily trading volume hit $44.3 billion, though the momentum feels as sluggish as a Sunday afternoon nap. 😴
Healthcare company KindlyMD saw its stock drop by a jaw-dropping 55% on Monday, September 15, following CEO David Bailey’s not-so-subtle suggestion that investors who weren’t into the company’s long-term vision should just “exit stage left.” The stock had been cruising at $2.78 on September 12, but crashed down to $1.24 just a few days later. And you thought your weekend was rough.
This, of course, shall send the plebeians scurrying to adopt crypto, a boon for the oh-so-ambitious Best Wallet Token ($BEST). For it, my friends, powers its own crypto wallet platform, a digital fortress for the nouveau riche. 🏰
SHIB, once so buoyant, slipped to $0.00001301 after a 6.28% daily loss. BONE, poor dear, crashed 38% to $0.1928, and KNINE, ever the wallflower, fell 4.28% to $0.052557. Truly, a day of reckoning! 📉
The liquidation heatmap revealed that a price dip to $0.0000216 may be a possibility in the coming days. 🧠📉
Armstrong articulated that the potential introduction of a network token could serve as a “powerful tool” to accelerate decentralization and foster growth among creators and developers within the ecosystem. 🧠💸
It’s a big moment for altcoins. You know, all those cryptos that aren’t Bitcoin? Apparently, regulators are starting to care about them too. About time, right?
Private market access has long been restricted to institutions and high-net-worth individuals, leaving everyday traders unable to participate in some of the most lucrative stages of company growth. Robinhood Markets Inc. (Nasdaq: HOOD) announced on Sept. 15 that it is taking steps to change this dynamic through the launch of Robinhood Ventures Fund I (RVI). The new fund, managed by Robinhood Ventures DE, LLC, a newly formed wholly owned subsidiary of Robinhood Markets, is designed to open early-stage private company investment opportunities to retail investors. The firm explained:
This is Ripple’s second $25 million donation this year. The company notes that small businesses are major drivers of the U.S. economy, employing almost half of the American workforce and contributing 43.5% of the country’s total economic output.