Oh, look! Another blockchain startup has decided to embrace the void. DappRadar, a platform once so popular it probably thought it was the 42nd most important thing since sliced bread, is shutting down. Why? Because “financially unsustainable” is just a fancy way of saying “we ran out of coffee money.” 🚀☕
In the past four weeks, Bitcoin has shed 20% of its flesh, retesting its multi-month rising logarithmic trend. As the scribes of CoinPedia have duly noted, the BTC/USD pair was destined to caress the $92k support level, a mere formality to fill the gaping CME void. Oh, the irony of markets-always hungry, never sated! 🤡📉
According to Szabo, while Bitcoin’s layer one might shrug off most interference (looking at you, hackers), legal loopholes are the real kryptonite. He’s basically saying: “Yeah, the code’s solid, but if politicians decide to play 20 questions with your blockchain, game over.”
The dev optimistically stated that the SOL price should be around $1,000. His post on X was a reaction to an earlier statement from Solana Foundation manager, vibhu, who claimed he is not allowed to make certain statements about the coin. Because nothing says “trust us” like forbidding people from saying it’s good. 🚫
The illustrious altcoin must grasp a vital level-fail, and it risks being dragged back to the forlorn province of $2,800, a place where dreams-and likely investors’ hopes-go to die.
So, what’s really going on? Let’s break it down (cue dramatic music!):
Schwartz hits X (formerly Twitter, because why not complicate things?) and drops this gem: “The XRP Ledger is like a public park-no one’s shaking you down for admission.” 🏞️ He’s all, “You can trade, mint NFTs, send payments, and the only fees are to keep the spammers at bay. No one’s getting rich off your moves.” But the crypto critics are like, “Yeah, right. Where’s the catch?” 🕵️♂️
Behold, ZEC has taken a tumble, a modest 2.85% in the last 24 hours. A mere stumble, or the beginning of a tragic ballad? 🎭
Their coffers now boast nearly 3.6 million ETH (nearly 3% of the token’s supply, darling!), a smidge of Bitcoin, and a stake in Eightco (ORBS), that Worldcoin treasure trove. Oh, and their cash? Up to $607 million from $398 million last week. One can only dream! 🌟
Malaysia’s regulators, ever the daring adventurers, have decided to let crypto exchanges play the role of kingmaker. They’ll now list tokens on their own, faster than a greased pig at a county fair. But don’t get too excited-there’s a catch, of course. 🐷