Cryptonews

Rihani ain’t no spring chicken in the grand farm of technology. He’s a veteran product captain who has roamed from Apple to Tesla, Cash App, and Coinbase. Before this curtain raiser, he wore the title of product director at a crypto exchange; at Tesla and Cash App he tinkered with Bitcoin payments; and in Apple’s orchard he helped plant the seeds for Apple Pay and the Apple Card. The man’s resume is thick enough to chisel a statue of the market from oak. 🪵💳

The MIRA token, a magical key, lets users stake their coins and vote on matters that could either save the world or make it go *boom*. The platform’s secret sauce, the AI Verification Layer, claims to turn fuzzy AI thoughts into crystal-clear truths-96% of the time. (Or as the developers say, “96% of the time, we’re not lying.”)

In a rather immediate response, the QNT price chart joined the ranks of the illustrious-trading volume and open interests leaped forth after the announcement like a startled gazelle. Within mere hours, our dear cryptocurrency soared over 10% in intraday trading, illuminating a positive sentiment among institutions that could make even the stoniest heart beat a little faster! Who said romance was dead? 💘

Despite the bearish growls, rising funding rates and long positions hint at a recovery-or is it merely a mirage in the desert of despair? 🏜️

And if this rocket 🚀 takes off, Bitcoin Layer 2 projects like Bitcoin Hyper ($HYPER) are here to turn your gains into *amplified* gains. Because why have a regular rally when you can have a *hyper* rally? 💥

It all kicked off when Bitcoin decided to have a little party, jumping to $118,000 on Thursday morning after the Fed’s rate cut. 🎉 But, as is often the case with parties involving Bitcoin, the fun didn’t last. By Friday, it was nursing a hangover at $116,000. 🥴

Google, ever the patron of progress (or is it profiteering?), has pledged a $1.4 billion backstop, swelling the total to $3.2 billion. Fleury, with a straight face, suggests this will improve their credit rating-as if the very earth beneath us is not trembling under the weight of such hubris. High-yield bonds, leveraged loans-the language of financiers, devoid of soul, echoes through the halls of their negotiations. Yet, the deal, like a dissident’s hope, remains unfinalized, its fate hanging in the balance.

Pray, let us cast our eyes upon the ASTER price chart, which tells a story of initial exuberance followed by a rather predictable retracement. The token, in its mid-September heyday, formed a steep rising channel, peaking at $2.43 before modestly retreating to $1.82-$1.83 at the time of this scribbling. The break below the channel support on September 24 was but the first whisper of exhaustion, hinting at deeper corrections to come. Alas, the fickleness of the market! 😓📊

The substantial correction in the crypto market intensified over the past 24 hours, and Ripple’s XRP was among the worst-affected leading digital assets. Its price is down 10% on a weekly scale, currently trading at around $2.73 (per CoinGecko’s data). A veritable rollercoaster, if you’ll forgive the metaphor. 🎢

Abhishek Pawa, CEO of AP Collective, blamed a “misconfigured index hard-coded at $1” – which is tech-speak for “someone forgot to check the settings before launching this particular financial rocketship.” With the price cap lifted, XPL futures on Aster skyrocketed to $4 while other platforms sat at a humble $1.30. Classic. 🌌