Cryptonews

The bill, a labyrinth of securities and commodities, must navigate the treacherous waters of two committees, each more bureaucratic than the last. 🧱

Bitcoin, that old rascal, couldn’t keep its nose above the $91,000 mark this morning, taking a tumble toward $90,800. The traders in Asia, poor chaps, woke up to a market as heavy as Aunt Agatha after a third helping of trifle. Ethereum slipped below $3,000, Solana loitered near $130, and even Litecoin couldn’t escape the sell-off. It was all rather gloomy, like a Monday morning without tea. ☕

Bitcoin (BTC) is back at the $90,000 support level, which is basically the crypto equivalent of your ex texting “u up?” at 2 a.m. Will it hold, or will it ghost us? 👻 This level is like the VIP section of the crypto club-historically important, technically aligned with more indicators than a Bridget Jones diary entry. 📈

In just seven days, Bitcoin lost more than 12%, and Ethereum followed suit with an 11% drop. Looks like the market’s on a rollercoaster, and no one knows when it will decide to stop screaming. Analysts suggest that between on-chain shenanigans and the macro mambo, there’s plenty of chaos-fun for some, disaster for others. 🎢💣

At a Buenos Aires confab, he told a crowd of 500+ souls that Ethereum’s base layer should “ossify” like a crotchety old man’s arteries. Translation: stop fiddlin’ with the core and let the kids innovate on the edges. 🤖

Let’s cut through the chaos: Longtime miners aren’t panicking. They’ve seen this movie before. It’s just the third act where the hero (Bitcoin) pretends to die before the comeback. 💸

The shockwaves rippled through crypto dens and political salons alike, turning LIBRA into the week’s most controversial token-like a bad neighbor everyone’s whispering about.

Picture this: accumulators and leveraged long-termers are cozying up to $128.9 and $140.5. They must have just realized they forgot to buy fake Christmas trees for the party. It’s like someone out there is hatching an epic rebound plot. ⚖️

In a world where the cryptocurrency market cap took a nosedive like a lead balloon, PEPENODE’s presale burst forth with a 596% yield-so high, it could make a parrot dizzy! 🦜💸