Tolstoyian Take on XRP: Will It Fall Again This Week? 😂💸

Все три АИ сошлись во мнении: после такой бурной и резкой торговой недели ожидается период консолидации. Ripple, по их словам, вероятно будет шататься в пределах примерно $2.7-$2.9 на предстоящую неделю (а может и дольше, смеётся рынок, ибо он любит анекдоты). Но они же признали: одно крупное объявление – макро-новость или одобрение спотовых XRP-ETF в США – может отправить актив в полёт. Напомню, на столе в Комиссии по ценным бумагам и биржам лежат более дюжины заявок Ripple ETF, и сроки их рассмотрения указывают на октябрь. 😂

Polkadot’s pUSD: A Second Chance?

The proposal, naturally, involves the Honzon protocol stack – the very same one that graced, and swiftly ungaced, Acala’s aUSD. A rather… optimistic reuse of technology, wouldn’t you agree? It’s like dusting off an old, slightly tarnished crown and proclaiming a new king. 👑

Warning! Your Bank Account Might Go on an Unexpected Vacation! 😱💸

Ah, the realm of online scams! Call-center deceit and mirage-like investment schemes have rapidly swelled into a voracious beast, gnashing its teeth at countless souls in Thailand. The guardians of monetary sanctity-the Bank of Thailand-have waged war, declaring that their offensive measures may tightly escalate like a crescendo in a sonnet. 🎶

Why November Fork is the Party ETH Needs (But Isn’t Invited To) 🎉

Picture Ethereum as the life of the party, once again cooking up an upgrade to spice things up. At the moment, Sequence is acting all high and mighty, waving around their tools and shoving infrastructure down everyone’s throat as if to say, “Prepare thyself, Fusaka is coming.” And Fusaka is like that friend you’re excited to see, but you sort of dread what they might do… like abstruse blockchain shenanigans. 🎭 Let’s just chalk this one up to superhero fuel for developers in the future! 🦸‍♂️

Unbelievable: Ripple’s $1 Billion Gossip in the Quantum Realm of DeFi!

Just the other day, Ripple decided to spill the metaphorical beans, announcing that the XRP Ledger (XRPL) has managed to wrangle itself a rather impressive title in the bizarro world of institutional decentralized finance (DeFi). It has feverishly sprinted past the monumental boundary of $1 billion in monthly stablecoin transactions, becoming a notable player among the world’s top 10 chains all while juggling real-world asset antics. How splendid! 🎉