But today’s star is XRP, which ditched its $2 throne like it was a broken chair. Down to $1.85, it’s now the crypto equivalent of that friend who promised to pay you back in 2016. Glassnode’s data? A daily $75M loss since April 2025-wait, 2025? Did I miss a time-travel memo? 🕰️
Big names like Solana Policy Institute, Exodus, and Uniswap Labs are now playing the “we’re all in this together” card. Guess what? The roadmap exists! Now go read it, maybe even sign it, instead of tweeting about your hair. 📄
While Uncle Sam is busy whispering sweet nothings to Bitcoin, planning to make it a strategic reserve-because apparently, they want to turn their economy into a giant game of Monopoly-India is shuffling cautiously. The reason? Safety first, lest the rupee find itself in a digital mudslide. Meanwhile, the rest of us stand on the sidelines, popcorn in hand, wondering if this is really just a financial game or a prelude to the next episode of “Who Wants to Control the World?” 🍿
Ah, the top crypto exchanges of November 2025 – a spectacle of record-breaking volumes, institutional greed, and the occasional regulatory tightrope walk. 🕸️ Trading volumes are through the roof, liquidity is overflowing like a oligarch’s champagne glass, and new products are launching faster than you can say “decentralization”. 🥂
But hold onto your hats, folks, Ethereum wasn’t far behind on this rollercoaster ride. It too saw a hefty $262 million stroll out the door, and let me tell you, it’s the eighth day in a row that the redemptions have been coming thick and fast. Ethereum’s got the kind of luck you’d expect from a bad poker hand-except this hand keeps losing for eight straight days. 👀
U.S. Ethereum Spot ETFs have seen $1.022 billion in outflows over the last seven trading sessions. Someone forgot to bring their towel. 🛁
She’s looking at charts – charts! – and says there’s a “demand zone” between forty and forty-seven thousand. A demand zone? Is that where they keep all the desperate buyers? And get this, she’s still “optimistic” about the long term. Oh, now she’s optimistic. After predicting a 50% drop. It’ll go to a hundred and fifty thousand, she says, in 2027. 2027?! I’ll be… well, I’ll be older. That’s for sure.
Now, MoonPay, they’re the ones who handle the money flowin’ in and out of this crypto world, apparently. And Zengo, well, they’re the keepers of your digital gold… or what folks think is digital gold. This partnership, announced just recently, is aimed at makin’ things simpler, quicker, and accessin’ more ways to pay. Why, it’s enough to make a body dizzy! 😵💫
The XRP market opened with more drama than a Brooks comedy, as the cryptocurrency plummeted over 7% on the same day Bitwise Asset Management launched its shiny new spot XRP ETF on the New York Stock Exchange (NYSE). Talk about a plot twist! 🎭