Hyperliquid Hysteria: Bitwise ETF Swallows the World, One Satire at a Time

In a moment of sheer Gogol-esque absurdity, Horsley attributed this success to the “unique structure of the trading session.” Imagine, if you will, a grand ballet where the dancers are dollars, and the choreography is dictated by the whims of net capital inflow. A spectacle so divine, it left the major players with no choice but to stand in awe, their sell buttons gathering dust.



