Cryptonews

Coinbase, ever the dandy of decentralization, has relocated 4.01% of all Bitcoin in circulation-a sum so vast it could fund a thousand tea parties for the Queen of England. These coins, once lounging in P2PKH wallets (a format so last season), now reside in P2WPKH addresses, upgraded with the urgency of a Victorian gentleman swapping his cravat for a bow tie. Btcparser.com, that digital Sherlock Holmes, and Sani, the onchain sleuth, have both flagged this grand maneuver.

Thanks to the magic of DNS hijacks-think of it as a digital marionette pulling the strings-users were suddenly redirected from the real Aerodrome to what can only be described as a counterfeit, shady cousin’s website. Charming, isn’t it? The attack was traced back to a likely snafu with their domain provider, My.box-probably the internet’s version of “are you sure you want to continue?” prompts. Meanwhile, Aerodrome clung to its smart contracts like a life raft, assuring everyone they’re still secure. Phew! 😅

It all kicked off with a tiny 1% stumble in August, which might seem like just a warm-up, but it quickly escalated into a full-blown financial soap opera. By November, the company’s stock had taken a 37% nosedive-oh yes, that’s not just a stumble but a full-blown faceplant. If this were a roller coaster, you’d be forgiven for holding on tightly and hoping for the ride to end soon.

Folks still clingin’ to the idea of a 2026 rally might wanna check their compass. CryptoQuant’s latest scribble suggests the bear’s already in the tent, sharpening its claws. 🐻 The 365-day moving average-once BTC’s favorite security blanket-is now just a sad math problem at $102k. And the Bull Score Index? Dropped to 20/100, which ain’t bullish-it’s “hide the pickles and run” territory. 🥒

“The digital future demands unified infrastructure, not piecemeal solutions. @Ripple is building infrastructure to make global finance go on-chain. 🚀 Payments: Real-time cross-border payments using #XRP/#RLUSD on #XRPL. 🔐 Custody: Bank-grade security for… oh, I don’t know, probably your crypto stash.”

ETH’s been kickin’ up a fuss like a mule in a thunderstorm, spittin’ out a 3.18% gain since yesterday 🐴💨.

In traditional finance, calamity strikes on weekends, cars explode, factories collapse, and markets yawn like teenagers on a coffee high. But crypto? Oh, it trades like a caffeinated squirrel at 3 a.m. on Sunday! Kaźmierczak muses, sipping tea at Devconnect. Imagine: Tesla’s factory implodes, and its tokenized stock grins politely on-chain. Nasdaq weeps. 😭

A malformed transaction pushed Cardano into a brief chain split on Saturday, as older and newer node versions validated transaction data submitted to the network differently. It was like trying to have a tea party with a toddler – chaos, confusion, and everyone going their own way. 🍵 😭

Short-term DeFi yields might feel like they’ve been put on a starvation plan, but long-term, it could mean less selling pressure from staking rewards. So, it’s like choosing between a quick sugar rush and a sustainable meal plan. 🍭 vs. 🥦

“This is an example of a narrative that is wrong on so many levels…” Hoskinson declared, probably while sighing theatrically into the void of the internet.