The big B started October like a caffeinated squirrel, trading around $112,874 before doing a backflip to $114,744. Now it’s chilling at $114,506, probably plotting world domination. Or maybe just lunch. 🍽️
ZCash, once a forgotten relic, has begun to stir, its price climbing from a meager $34 to a respectable $75 by the end of Q3, as if the very coins themselves had decided to embrace their destiny. The ZEC price today touched $98.88 on October 1, marking its highest level in a year-a feat akin to a dachshund winning a race against a cheetah. 🐕💨
With momentum waning faster than a curtain call, the altcoin risks drifting to a three-month low. 😏
This has sent the top analysts into a tizzy, predicting Ethereum could soar to $7,700 if the momentum keeps up. Imagine that! Your digital wallet could be as plump as Augustus Gloop after a chocolate river swim. 🤑
The USD1, with its modest market capitalization of $2.7 billion, strides onto the Aptos stage as the first Move-based blockchain to embrace this stablecoin. Move, a language birthed by Meta for its ill-fated Libra project, now finds new life in this union. Aptos, with a flourish of pride, proclaimed on X that the coin would launch on October 6, backed by DeFi platforms like Thala Labs, Panora Exchange, and Hyperion-names that whisper of innovation and intrigue.
He announced it on X (formerly Twitter, because everything has to change, doesn’t it?), and basically had a whole life reflection. Forty years! He’s been doing *stuff* – apparently involving the NSA, which is… intense. And he saw Bitcoin when it was, like, tiny. Apparently. He claims his time at Ripple was one of the greatest honors of his life, right after his family. Which is nice. I assume his family doesn’t involve complex blockchain technology.
Its troubles bloom from a curious admission-its Team Boost dashboard, once a beacon of promise, now flickers with inconsistencies, while whispers of volume inflation dance like phantoms through the blockchain halls.
This newfound decree doth permit the trading of margined derivatives, including those whimsical crypto perpetuals, upon the stage of CDNA, joining the ranks of its stoutly collateralized brethren; and lest we forget, it was but on the twenty-sixth of September when DCO and FCM were bestowed. Verily, the executives of the company wax eloquent, declaring that these approvals weave a tapestry of integrated offerings alongside the spot, the custody, the prediction markets, and sundry other delights, while heaping praises upon the valiant leadership of the CFTC for shepherding the unruly beast of crypto regulation. CDNA vows to unveil the launch of its margined suite ere long, all the while vowing fealty to sound risk management and the iron laws of compliance – though in this mirthless jest of market whims, one wonders if risk management is naught but a polite nod to the chaos that doth ensue. 😉📈
It’s important to note that this DTCC listing does not indicate regulatory approval. Instead, it reflects standard operational steps and growing confidence in the underlying assets, much like how a Vogon’s poetry reflects their deep, albeit misplaced, artistic aspirations. Both ETFs still require formal approval from the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) before they can start official trading. Because, apparently, the SEC likes to keep everyone on their toes, like a particularly sadistic game of hopscotch.
Ethereum’s been dancing on a tightrope lately, testing support levels like a nervous tightrope walker with a head cold. Will it crash or waltz upward? Only time-and maybe a stiff drink-will tell.
