Now, let’s get to the goodies! There will be one grand Bitcoin prize for a lucky winner, five “substantial” Bitcoin prizes (so that’s not just pocket change), and a whopping 162 smaller Bitcoin prizes, scattered like breadcrumbs to the lucky participants. Can you imagine? A whole 162 chances to win a little slice of digital treasure. Prizes will be handed out every week, all the way through December 21st! 🎉
So, even if Bitcoin falls to its average purchase price of $74,000 (which, by the way, sounds a lot like a humble brag), their holdings would still be worth a cool 5.9 times the value of their convertible notes. Yes, you read that right. But wait-there’s more. Even in the unlikely scenario that Bitcoin crashes down to $25,000 (let’s all pray that doesn’t happen, but who knows?), their BTC stash would still stand strong at a solid 2.0x. Talk about a crypto safety net, right? 🕶️
The esteemed company doth extol the virtues of Zcash, with its zero-knowledge cryptography and privacy features, declaring them essential to the token’s enduring relevance. They further opine, with a wink and a nod, that “as privacy becomes the very cornerstone of crypto, we regard ZEC as a vital component of a well-balanced digital asset portfolio.” 🛡️💎
The numbers suggest the frantic selling might just be on its last legs. Hold on to your hats, dear investors.
And so, they march toward the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN), that lofty arbiter of digital realms. For the first time in 13 years, the gates creak open, and Cardano steps forth, clutching its dreams of .ada and .cardano like a poet clings to his verses-fragile, yet defiant.
After months of whispers, grumbles, and a thousand forum posts begging for change, Ethereum’s community has collectively rolled up its sleeves and delivered. Validators are now all on board, their support for 60M blocks climbing faster than a caffeinated squirrel. And what’s that? The ≤45M range? It’s barely keeping pace, poor thing.
Well, IP’s gotta break through EMA20 at $3.12. If it doesn’t? Let’s just say the dream of $4 might stay a dream. 💤
On-chain data, my dear, is simply screaming that losses are piling up faster than gossip at a Coward cocktail party. The question on everyone’s lips: Can these fallen stars ever regain their luster? 🌟
Ah, the whales! Those leviathans of the crypto sea, have cast their nets, injecting $2B into Bitcoin’s coffers. A bold gambit, while the minnows cower, their tails between their legs, after months of choppy waters and liquidations. 🌊🐳
Le noble Autorité Financière des Pays-Bas, alias AFM, a béni cette entreprise avec une licence sous le joli nom de Markets in Crypto-Assets Regulation (MiCA), qui sonne comme une chanson de La Traviata, mais qui, en réalité, leur permettra de jouer avec la cryptomonnaie comme un jeune danseur lors du bal du Carnaval! 🌟
