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Binance Coin (BNB), that plucky little number, has bobbed up by 0.89% in the last day. Not quite a leap over the moon, but a jolly good effort nonetheless. 🚀📈

According to the good folks at Yonhap, the regulators are fixin’ to poke around the place, poking and prying like a cat after a barn rat. Seems the new attack looks a whole lot like their old shenanigans back in 2019, when Lazarus made off with 342,000 ETH – that’s a fancy way of sayin’ heaps of Ethereum, if you’re not fluent in tech speak. If that wasn’t enough, these crooks pinched the money after pretending to be the right folks-admin accounts, in fancy talk-and whisked the loot away quicker than a fox in a henhouse.

Apparently, Tron’s getting in on this action thanks to a proposal from Boosty Labs. 🏋️‍♂️ These guys submitted it to the CTDG Dev Hub, which sounds like a fancy club where nerds hang out. If it passes, Tron could get a native batching solution, which is a big deal for all those exchanges and payment processors. You know, the ones who handle more USDT than a casino on a Saturday night. 🎰

Apparently, this hoarding aligns with “renewed appetite” from institutional products. Translation: the big boys are back, and they’re hungry for more 🍽️.

The surge followed the official announcement of Aster’s new trading competition that places human judgment directly against popular AI models. This “asymmetric” contest is set to run from December 9 to 23. A battle of wits, or rather, a battle of Wi-Fi signals and neural networks. 🤖

Bitcoin is back grinding higher, and you can feel sentiment shifting from pure fear to something closer to cautious optimism. 🌟

In this age of technological fairy tales, tokenization is painted as the knight in shining armor for financial assets – promising swift, cheap transactions with a sprinkle of utopia, but everyone knows even fairy tales have trolls under the bridge.

XRP is sitting just below the major barrier that has capped every attempt since mid-November. If this level breaks, it’ll be like a dragon finally finding its wings. 🐉

By Shayan

Enter Max Keiser, the crypto oracle with a flair for drama. He’s predicting a new all-time high (ATH) because, apparently, Nasdaq’s filing to expand options contracts for BlackRock’s IBIT is the financial equivalent of a Red Bull for Bitcoin. 🚀 According to Keiser, this 40x surge in derivatives is like giving institutions a supercharger for their leverage and liquidity. “Financial plumbing,” he says. I’m just picturing Wall Street in overalls, fixing pipes. 🛠️💼