Wall Street’s Great Ether Frenzy: Companies Battle for Crypto Supremacy! 🏎️💸

Meanwhile, Ethereum surges—its price ablaze, a phoenix doing somersaults in plain view as speculators gawk like children at a bonfire. In the madhouse of the quarter, prices climb 110%, and big fish line up at the on-chain buffet before the likely ETF deluge turns the appetite into a frenzy of biblical proportions. BitMine Immersion Tech currently sits atop the golden heap with 566,000 ETH—SharpLink, faithful runner-up, sports a modest 360,000 and change. Who said this isn’t a numbers game? Probably the person pretending not to count—while sneakily keeping score on the back of their napkin.

OMG: Stellar (XLM) Might Crash 🚀📉—Will It Survive or Just… Disappear?

So, here’s the tea ☕: Stellar (XLM) decided to take a little tumble below its beloved 10-day simple moving average (SMA). That SMA was basically its security blanket during July’s rally—a time when XLM went from looking sad at $0.30 to flexing at over $0.50. But now? Oh darling, it’s trading at $0.43 after shedding nearly 6% in one day. The week hasn’t been kind either, with an 8% drop overall. Brutal.

Will EIGEN Survive the $1.6M Unlock? 🤔 The Drama Unfolds! 😱

The token currently trades at $1.34, having fallen 8% over the past day yet clinging to a respectable 24% gain over the month. But alas, dear reader, this is but a shadow of its former glory; EIGEN remains 76% below its all-time high of $5.65, set in December 2024. Trading volume has dipped by 4.5%, now resting at approximately $89.5 million. Meanwhile, derivatives data paints a picture of caution: open interest has plummeted over 10%, and total derivatives volume hovers around $401 million. Traders, it seems, are bracing themselves for what could be a pivotal moment in this saga. 🛡️⚔️