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Shares, which closed at $13.74 on Sept. 22, now dance cheekily to $14.44 in after-hours trading. A performance so polished, it makes one question whether Wall Street’s stock tickers are just elaborate tap shoes. 🎭

In a Tuesday mic-drop moment, Vitalik declared, “Base is doing things the right way: an L2 on top of Ethereum, that uses its centralized features to provide stronger UX features, while still being tied into Ethereum’s decentralized base layer for security.” Translation: they’re keeping it real-centralized enough to make your user experience buttery smooth, decentralized enough so your grandma could (almost) understand what’s going on.

So, you want exposure to Dogecoin price movements without the drama of holding the cryptocurrency directly? Fear not! Just like Bitcoin ETFs that popped onto the scene in 2024, this model lets you jump onto the meme bandwagon.

According to a Reuters dispatch, the China Securities Regulatory Commission (CSRC) has taken it upon itself to play the role of the uninvited chaperone at this financial soiree. Several mainland brokerages, no doubt brimming with entrepreneurial zeal, were politely but firmly asked to halt their RWA tokenization projects. “Slow down, comrades,” Beijing whispered, “lest you outpace our ability to control your enthusiasm.” 🤚✨

As Bitcoin’s (BTC) sell-off is gaining momentum faster than a toddler on a sugar rush, the experts are now zeroing in on three vital price floors that might just decide if the cryptocurrency’s fate is a glorious comeback or a slow-motion disaster.

XRP, in what can only be described as an eventful trading day, took quite the tumble-nearly 5%, as institutions pounced on the opportunity to offload during the REX-Osprey ETF debut. This sell-the-news scenario swiftly wiped out a whopping $11 billion in market value. Clearly, XRP now faces the daunting task of defending its critical $2.77 support, as if it were a knight in armor warding off a dragon. 😅

The United Kingdom, in a shocking display of efficiency (or perhaps just sheer boredom), has decided to stop taking three eternities to approve crypto registrations. The Financial Conduct Authority, in between tea breaks, confirmed wait times have dropped by a whopping 69% since 2023. Because nothing says “supportive but cautious” like finally realizing crypto isn’t going away. Meanwhile, applications have plummeted-probably because everyone’s too busy watching cat videos.

ENA tripped over its own cape at $0.85 resistance, nosedived 35% in two weeks, and now threatens to moonwalk into the abyss if support crumbles. Traders are clutching pearls and popcorn.

As the latest provisions laid before the esteemed SEC reveal, Canary would solicit its investors to part with their silver for the privilege of participating in the HBAR ETF, a product undeniably confident in the demand it anticipates. Unlike their prior, modest Litecoin ETF, which charmingly presented a fee of only 0.95%, this new venture seems to boldly target the uppermost echelons of pricing-perhaps with a whisper of arrogance, but undoubtedly with a remarkable belief in the product’s desirability. The underlying asset, Hedera’s native HBAR, appears to be a favourite among those fond of decentralized applications and enterprise blockchain pursuits. It’s like having the finest of teas without ever having to brew a single leaf-simply track it, and let the market’s whims do the rest. 🧐