Bitcoin, that fickle friend of the financial world, has finally settled down like a grumpy old man after a long day of tantrums. It’s now lurking below $90,000, as if hiding from its own shadow.
Meanwhile, HYPE, once a sad little coin that cried itself to sleep, has bounced back with the energy of a hyperactive squirrel. It’s like the cryptocurrency version of a comeback kid, though it’s still technically in a slump if you count the past week.
BTC: The Reluctant Hero
Bitcoin used to be the star of the show, strutting around at $95,000 like a peacock in a hat. But then the US and EU had a tiff over Greenland, which is not a place you’d expect to find a diplomatic crisis. Suddenly, Bitcoin was as nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
As the world held its breath, Bitcoin dropped like a stone in a pond. It hit $87,200, a low so deep it made the moon blush. But then, just when it seemed all was lost, Trump gave a speech so dramatic it could’ve been a Roald Dahl bedtime story. Bitcoin jumped back up, only to trip over its own feet and fall again.
Now, it’s back to its old tricks, hovering just below $90,000 like a shy child at a party. Its market cap? Stuck in a time-out, refusing to grow up.
Ethereum, that poor thing, is still stuck below $3,000, looking as miserable as a puddle of rainwater. XRP? It’s practically hiding under a rock. BNB? Also not doing great. But HYPE? Oh, HYPE is having a party. It’s up 11%, which is like a toddler finally learning to tie its shoes.
Other coins like RIVER and MYX are also throwing their own little celebrations, though they’re still trying to figure out how to dance. The total crypto market cap? It’s clinging to $3.1 trillion like a toddler to a security blanket.
