Bitcoin’s Wild Ride: From $94K to $106K in a Blink! 🚀💰

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Well, the breakout’s been a ruckus, what with the trading activity spittin’ like a cat in a thunderstorm. Bitcoin’s done a somersault over the $94K mark after loafin’ around like a sloth for 54 days. Now it’s screechin’ toward $105K, where the bulls and bears are havin’ a tea party. At last count, it’s hoverin’ near $95K, which is a 3% leap in 34 hours-faster than a Mississippi steamboat on a moonlit night.

Bitcoin Escapes 54-Day Flat Trend

Crypto Patel, a man with a chart sharper than a pickpocket’s knife, claims BTC’s busted through a resistance level like a bull through a barn door. That $94K wall had been holdin’ it down like a noose for two months. Now it’s climbin’ like a greased pole, suggestin’ some folks are buyin’ with the vigor of a man who just won the lottery… and forgot his umbrella.

That $94K level’s now a support, like a safety net for a tightrope walker. If it stays above, the next target’s $105K to $106K-a range that’s been stubborn as a mule in past cycles. The pattern’s bullish, sure, but let’s not get carried away. This ain’t a sure thing, no sir-just a hopeful hopscotch.

Big Buyers Return on Policy Shift

CryptosRus says the big spenders are back, droppin’ cash like it’s confetti. Mid-to-large orders are dancin’ around $90K, while small ones sulk in the corner. And why not? The US is tinkerin’ with regulations like a cook in a soup kitchen. Bigger investors, bless ’em, are buildin’ positions early-wise as a squirrel stockin’ nuts for winter. But let’s not forget, long-term capital’s patient as a saint, while short-term traders are just here for the fireworks.

“Small orders are quiet. What stands out are mid-to-large spot orders showin’ up consistently,” the report said. “Like a herd of elephants in a china shop.”

But hold yer horses-some long-term holders are tradin’ at a loss. Their SOPR (Spent Output Profit Ratio) dropped below 1.0, which is as cheery as a funeral dirge. In the last year, wallets with 1K to 10K BTC sold 220K coins-worth $20B! That’s enough to sink a ship… or fund a few more crypto memes.

Price Hits Two-Month High After US Policy News

Bitcoin’s climb above $96K was sparked by Trump’s call for lower interest rates and a soft inflation report. Meanwhile, corporate wallets are stuffin’ their balance sheets with BTC. Glassnode says public and private companies now hold 1.11M BTC-up 260K in six months. That’s like a gold rush, but with more spreadsheets and less pickaxes.

Over the past 6 months, Bitcoin treasuries held by public and private companies have grown from ~854K BTC to ~1.11M BTC. That’s an increase of ~260K BTC, or roughly ~43K BTC per month… like a slow leak in a dam, but with better ROI.

– glassnode (@glassnode) January 13, 2026

But where’s the retail crowd? IT Tech grumbles, “Retail is missin’ in this Bitcoin move.” Small buyers are still skippin’ like a stone on water. Without ’em, this rally’s a house of cards in a hurricane. So, grab yer popcorn and a parasol-this ride’s wilder than a circus lion with a hangover. 🐘🎢

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2026-01-14 16:19