Oh, what a tragicomedy this is! In the shadow of the grand edifice of finance, a certain Jurrien Timmer, a self-proclaimed prophet of Fidelity, has cast his gaze upon the sacred realms of Bitcoin and gold, declaring them to be but fleeting phantoms, destined to vanish into the abyss of 2026. 🤯💸
As for the 40, I remain a fervent admirer of gold and Bitcoin, yet I suspect they shall retreat, like weary pilgrims, to their caves, only to emerge anew, perhaps? The chart, that most enigmatic of oracles, reveals that gold has but begun its grand odyssey against the ephemeral tides of equities. 🏺✨
– Jurrien Timmer (@TimmerFidelity) December 26, 2025
“As for the 40, I remain a fervent admirer of gold and Bitcoin, yet I suspect they shall retreat…” Thus spoke the sage, his words as heavy as the lead in his pockets. 🎭
The Golden Titan’s Triumph Over the Digital Aspirant
As chronicled by U.Today, Timmer once prophesied that gold would cede its throne to Bitcoin in the latter half of 2025. But lo! The yellow metal, that ancient siren, continued to outshine the digital upstart, its price soaring like a bird unshackled from the chains of reason. 🚀💰
Gold, oh gold, has enjoyed its finest year since the age of the dinosaurs, surging by a staggering 70%! It has scaled the heights of $4,550, a summit so lofty it makes the Alps seem like mere pebbles. The cause? A perfect storm of geopolitical chaos, the Fed’s elusive dovish pivot, and central banks fleeing the US Treasury’s embrace like frightened children. 🌍🌪️
Meanwhile, Bitcoin, that once-mighty colossus, now faces its second-worst Q4 ever, its value plummeting by nearly 7%. A tale of hubris, perhaps? 🧠💸
The Solitary Loser in the Arena of Wealth
Earlier this month, our macro sage dubbed Bitcoin the “lone loser” among the titans of wealth. He argued that the current bull market had peaked, dismissing the notion that four-year cycles had expired. 🐂🔥
While gold and the S&P dance upon their thrones of record highs, Bitcoin languishes, a forgotten beggar in the marketplace of dreams. 🧊📉
Alas, the bulls may soon face a reckoning. According to U.Today, Bitcoin’s one-week chart bears an “ominous” bearish pattern, a portent of doom as foreboding as a Dostoevsky novel. 🧟♂️📉
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