
The market street breathes like a furnace and the figures march in their gaudy costumes, whispering of doom as if doom were a respectable trade. The chief equity strategist of Zacks Investment Research speaks with the gravity of a man counting corpses, declaring the worst is yet to come as Bitcoin slips below $74,000.
In a CNBC broadcast, wires buzzing with the hungry gossip of money, John Blank pronounces that the flagship crypto asset may yet be dragged down to roughly half its proud height.
“A Bitcoin winner lasts twelve to eighteen months, the numbers are chained to the charts, and from $125,000 to $76,000 we may slide to $40,000.”
He tacks on his prophecy of when the beast will bite the $40,000 mark.
“When does the cold hand of selling grab us and haul us to $40,000? It could strike swiftly, or creep in over the next six to eight months.”
Blank’s weary face notes that the crowd grows tired of the crypto parade, even as attempts to stir demand with ETFs and stablecoins stumble like drunk men at a lantern. He observes that Robinhood, that younger thief of attention, is outworking Coinbase in this theater of coins.
“The other trouble is the duration of this game. It has been played for years, a stubborn ritual, and there’s a generational ache somewhere in the crowd. People are tired of this whole trade-tired because the pandemic is behind us, tired because there are other screens to gaze at.”
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2026-02-04 20:01