Ah, the cryptocurrency market-a stage where the actors are as indecisive as a peasant pondering whether to steal a loaf of bread or simply starve with dignity. CoinStats declares it “neutral,” but we all know it’s just tired. 🥱
BTC/USD
Bitcoin, the so-called king of the digital realm, has risen by a glorious 0.11% in the past day. Truly, a revolution in the making. 🤑
On the hourly chart, BTC attempted a breakout of the $88,500 resistance-a false breakout, mind you, as if it tripped on its own shoelaces. If the daily bar closes far from that mark, expect a correction to $86,000. Because why not? Life is a series of disappointments, after all. 😏
On the longer time frame, predictions are as useless as a philosopher’s advice in a famine. The daily bar might close bullish, but the volume remains low-a silent testament to the apathy of both bulls and bears. 🦁🐻
In the grand scheme of things, consolidation between $87,000 and $90,000 seems the most likely scenario. Because why take risks when you can just exist? 🤷♂️
From the midterm perspective, it’s the same old song. Neither side has the energy to dominate, so sideways trading between $80,000 and $90,000 will likely continue until the end of the month. Thrilling, isn’t it? 🌚
Bitcoin is trading at $88,260 at press time. Or, as I like to call it, “just enough to keep the dream alive but not enough to change your life.” 💸
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2025-12-19 19:57