Bitcoin’s Blushing Bride: Roxom

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Well, darling, it seems the clever folks at Roxom are about to launch a simply marvelous BTC-denominated stock exchange 🤩. One does hope it’s a riotous success, don’t you agree, old bean?

  • Roxom’s ravishing new exchange is set to debut in September, with a waitlist now open for those who simply cannot wait to get their hands on it 📝.
  • This delightful Bitcoin Treasuries exchange will allow one to buy and sell shares in companies with simply oodles of bitcoin holdings, such as Strategy and Metaplanet 🤑.

BTCBTC $118,069.87 ◢ 2.52% – Oh, the thrill of it all! 🎢

Roxom, those San Francisco scallywags, claim their exchange will “reflect the Bitcoin white paper’s original vision of a global, permissionless store of value.” How frightfully noble of them, don’t you agree, dear? 🙏

It seems a plethora of publicly-listed firms have been building bitcoin treasuries with all the fervor of a debutante at her first ball 🎉. Just last week, three such companies raised a combined $278 million toward the goal of boosting their BTC holdings. Good heavens, it’s a regular bitcoin bash! 🎂

Roxom’s aim, darling, is to provide exposure to bitcoin using BTC treasury companies as a proxy, without the need to convert bitcoin or navigate those frightfully dull brokerages 📊.

The project raised a tidy $17.9 million in funding from Draper Associates, Borderless Capital, ego death, and Kingsway Capital earlier this year, with which it began building a bitcoin treasury of its own. Roxom held 84.72 BTC ($9.9 million) as of May and has plans to acquire a further 30, which would take its treasury value to nearly $13.5 million. How’s that for a bitcoin bonanza, eh? 🤑

And, if all that weren’t enough, Roxom is also building a 24/7 media network dedicated entirely to bitcoin. Good heavens, it’s a regular bitcoin extravaganza! 📺

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2025-07-15 17:38