Bitcoin’s $256K Dream: Will It Crash Before 2025? 💸💸

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Bitcoin’s price took a vacation, leaving investors in a panic 🤯. It dipped below $110k, then tried to play hard to get by flirting with $113k. But now it’s back to its old tricks, huddling around a new multi-week low of $107.5k like it’s 2018 all over again. 🎉

Is this the end of the BTC bull cycle? Or just a midlife crisis? A crypto analyst on X (formerly Twitter) has decided to throw a party and predict Bitcoin will hit $256k by 2025. Because nothing says “trust me” like a number that makes your calculator cry 💸.

BTC To Reach Cycle Top In December 2025: Analyst

Frank Fetter, the crypto oracle, claims Bitcoin will hit $256k by 2025. His secret weapon? The Bitcoin Index Performance Since Cycle Low. Because who doesn’t want to trust a chart that’s basically a rollercoaster with a 4-year warranty? 🎢

The chart shows Bitcoin’s past cycles peaked 1,100 days after hitting rock bottom. Which is roughly the same time it takes to realize you’ve been scrolling TikTok for 3 hours. 🙃 In 2015-2018, it exploded 110x. In 2018-2022, it went 21x. Now it’s up 7x from its last low. So close, yet so… *not* close. 🤷‍♀️

According to Fetter, if history repeats, Bitcoin will hit $256k by December 3, 2025. A 140% jump from today’s price. Because nothing says “financial stability” like a 140% gamble. 🎲

Bitcoin Price At A Glance

As of now, Bitcoin’s at $108k. Down 4% in 24 hours. Down 7% in a week. It’s like the cryptocurrency version of a teenager who’s lost their phone and their sense of direction. 🧠💨

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2025-08-30 19:09