Bitcoin to the Moon?! 🚀 You Won’t Believe This!

Well now, ain’t this a curious state of affairs. It appears this here “Bitcoin,” a contraption folks are putting their faith – and hard-earned dollars – into, has decided to perk up a bit. Started climbin’ at the beginning of the year, and now it’s knockin’ on the door of $92,000. Nearly enough to buy a feller a decent farm, if’n you ask me. Though I reckon a good farm is still the better investment. 😉

And these other… altcoins, as they call ’em. Fancy names for fancy nothin’, some of ’em. Ethereum, XRP, all joinin’ the party, goin’ up and up. Makes a body wonder if they’re all inflated with hot air, but who am I to judge the whims of modern finance?

Bitcoin’s Little Spree

See, Bitcoin had a bit of a stumble at the end of last year – a right proper case of the blahs, it did. But it started 2026 with a renewed vigor, jumpin’ from $88,000 to near $91,000. Then, wouldn’t you know it, some explosions in Venezuela and it dipped a bit. Folks get skittish, you see.

But then the Americans stepped in with their… mission… and that President got nabbed. And wouldn’t ya know? Bitcoin started climbin’ again! Like a hound dog after a rabbit. And then Mr. Trump, he had somethin’ to say, and up she went, almost to $92,000! A coincidence, no doubt. Absolutely a coincidence. 🤨

Still sittin’ pretty above $91,000, mind you. That’s a 4.2% rise this week. Market’s worth a pile of money, $1.825 trillion to be exact. Though, it seems these other “altcoins” are nibblin’ at Bitcoin’s share of the pie. Less than 57% of the total market, they say. The audacity!

BONK… A Dog Coin? Good Heavens!

Now, hold onto your hats. These here “altcoins” are havin’ themselves a time. Ethereum’s back above $3,100. Ripple‘s XRP lookin’ like it might just hit $2.10. And then there’s this… BONK. Yes, BONK. A dog coin. Can you believe it? And it’s jumped a whopping 30% to get back into the top 100. Shows ya what folks’ll spend their money on these days. 🤷

And it seems anythin’ with Trump’s name attached is doin’ well, includin’ some token called WLFI. The whole market’s swollen, now over $3.2 trillion. Enough money to solve a lot of problems, but I suspect it’ll mostly be used for… well, more of this.

2026-01-04 13:40

Bitcoin’s Little Spree

BONK… A Dog Coin? Good Heavens!

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