Bitcoin to $40K?! 😱 You Won’t Believe This!

Okay, so Bitcoin… it went down. A little. Then… up! A tiny bit. Eighty-seven thousand, then ninety? Seriously? It’s like watching paint dry, but with more anxiety and people yelling about “the blockchain.” And now this Leshka person – who sounds like she’s selling something – is saying it’s going to go down. Way down. To, like, forty thousand! Forty thousand! I bought in at sixty! Sixty! 😠

Possible Bottom. Whatever that means.

She’s looking at charts – charts! – and says there’s a “demand zone” between forty and forty-seven thousand. A demand zone? Is that where they keep all the desperate buyers? And get this, she’s still “optimistic” about the long term. Oh, now she’s optimistic. After predicting a 50% drop. It’ll go to a hundred and fifty thousand, she says, in 2027. 2027?! I’ll be… well, I’ll be older. That’s for sure.

And THEN there’s this Ali Martinez character. He’s waving around an indicator, the “TD Sequential” – sounds like something from a sci-fi movie – and it’s telling us to sell! Of course it is. Because that’s what indicators do. They scare you. Apparently, it’s been right before. Drops of seventy-eight and thirty-two percent! Thirty-two percent? Is that… bad? I’m starting to sweat. It all adds up to, you guessed it, forty thousand. The magic number. It’s just… the principle of the thing!

A “Temporary Rally.” Right.

Now Crypto Feras is weighing in. He says it broke some moving average… whatever that is. Sounds exhausting. It needs to go back above that moving average to be good again. Like it needs permission! And there’s this “bearish retest.” A retest! Is it being tested for its bearishness? It’s absurd! He says people might think it’s going up when it’s actually going down. Which… is perfectly representative of my life. People always think things are going well for me, and they’re so wrong. 🙄

And then, a “bear trap,” a final bear trap! As if one wasn’t bad enough. Seriously, is anyone else just exhausted by all this? Just… exhausting. He says it’s a bear market until it’s not. Profound. Deep. Genius. I need a nap. And possibly a different investment strategy. Maybe beanie babies? 🤔

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2025-11-21 11:18