Bitcoin to $1M in 2026? 🚀 Mow’s Wild Ride or Just Another Crypto Fantasy? 🤑

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Oh, Samson Mow, the CEO of Jan3, has done it again. 🌟 The man who once declared Bitcoin would hit $1 million-a claim so bold it makes my 401(k) look like a lemonade stand-has doubled down. In a tweet that screams “I’ve been inhaling too much blockchain,” Mow predicts Bitcoin will reach $1 million by 2026. Because, you know, why not? 🤑

“$1.0M in 2026,” he typed, probably while sipping a latte made from Ethereum tears. This was in response to Jordi Visser, who claims the stock market is whispering sweet nothings about a BTC rally. Visser’s analysis? Pure Vol (Beta) vs. Pure Profitability (Quality) is doing the tango, and Bitcoin is trying to keep up. 💃

SpaceX wants to IPO for $1.5T.

$1.0M Bitcoin is a low target.

– Samson Mow (@Excellion) December 10, 2025

Mow, ever the optimist, insists $1 million is a “low target,” citing SpaceX’s $1.5 trillion IPO plans. Because if Elon can do it, why can’t Bitcoin? 🚀 Except, you know, one is a company that launches rockets and the other is a digital coin that makes my grandma ask, “Is that the one for buying drugs on the internet?” 👵

Bitcoin, which peaked at $126,198 in October, is currently lounging at $92,067. A jump to $1 million? That’s a 986% increase. Or, as I like to call it, “the financial equivalent of climbing Everest in flip-flops.” 🌋

But hey, Mow isn’t alone in his seven-figure dreams. Hal Finney, the first person to receive Bitcoin from Satoshi Nakamoto (whoever that is), once predicted Bitcoin could hit $10 million per coin. In 2009. When Bitcoin was worth less than a cup of coffee. ☕ Now, that’s what I call a long-term investment strategy-or a fever dream. 🛌

Adam Back, another crypto oracle, thinks Bitcoin will hit $10 million by 2032. Because why stop at $1 million when you can go full Monopoly money? 🎲

So, will Bitcoin hit $1 million in 2026? Who knows. But one thing’s for sure: Samson Mow is either a genius, a madman, or someone who’s been spending too much time in the metaverse. 🕶️ Either way, I’m here for the ride-popcorn in hand. 🍿

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2025-12-10 18:42