The crypto market has officially decided to wear its worst red outfit today, with Bitcoin (BTC) dropping below $110,000. Who’s to blame? Oh, just the little issue of the U.S.-China trade tensions. Not like that’s a big deal, right? 🙄
As of this very second (which might change by the time you blink), Bitcoin is sitting at a sad $108,027. That’s a lovely 2.97% dip in the last 24 hours. Traders are definitely NOT enjoying this plot twist. 😬
Meanwhile, Ethereum (ETH) decided it wanted a piece of the action, dropping by 2.50% to $3,901. XRP? Oh, it just fell 4% to $2.34. Solana, Cardano, Dogecoin-yeah, they’re all in the red too, losing anywhere between 3% and 5%. Everyone’s just holding hands and spiraling together. 🌪️
So, here’s the cherry on top: the market cap has taken a 2.59% dive to $3.67 trillion. Oh, and the Fear and Greed index? It’s at 32. That’s right, folks, everyone’s TERRIFIED. Investors are clutching their wallets, thinking, “Nope, not today, Satan.” 🤑
In case you needed more drama, about 209,371 traders got liquidated, and roughly $692 million worth of positions went *poof* in the last 24 hours. This comes right after $19 billion was wiped out last weekend. It’s like the crypto version of a messy breakup. 💔
And don’t even get me started on the options traders-those pessimists are all over this market. Analytics platform GreeksLive reports that over $1.15 billion (yes, with a B) has flowed into shallow out-of-the-money puts. So, everyone’s preparing for more doom. The targeted strike price for Bitcoin? Between $104,000 and $108,000. Because why not? Let’s all have a little fun watching it drop. 🏃♂️💨
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2025-10-16 23:28