Markets

What to know:
- In a spectacular display of synchronised disappointment, Bitcoin and ether decided to drop on Thursday, following the Federal Reserve’s decision to hold interest rates steady and give the U.S. dollar a bit of a pep talk.
- Meanwhile, energy markets took off like a rocket, soaring higher than a particularly optimistic balloon, thanks to the situation in Iran, which has apparently turned into an oil-themed soap opera with more twists than one could shake a stick at.
- Altcoins were about as popular as a soggy biscuit, underperforming due to liquidity thinner than a gossip column, though NEO and ETHFI managed to squeak out some gains-bless their optimistic little hearts.
Bitcoin was nursing its fresh losses on Thursday, having been thoroughly trampled by the stampede of skyrocketing energy prices. Brent crude oil is now selling for a heart-stopping $114, while Oman crude decided it wanted to be fancy and pushed up to $150. Bravo, oil!
In a series of unfortunate yet very dramatic events, European natural gas futures leaped about 25% to over $78 per MWh on Thursday as Iran decided to play hardball after an Israeli strike on its South Pars gas field. Who knew energy trading could rival a Shakespearean tragedy?
Bitcoin traded around the faintly embarrassing $70,000 mark, down 1.6% since midnight UTC, while ether (ETH) didn’t want to be left out and dropped 1.7% to a measly $2,160.
The Federal Reserve, in a moment of supreme confidence, decided to leave interest rates unchanged in the 3.50%-3.75% range on Wednesday. This little pause seems to have sent risk assets tumbling down like a toddler at a trampoline park.
As a result, Nasdaq 100 futures plummeted by about 0.3% since midnight UTC, because when it rains, it pours-unless you’re in the crypto world, where it sometimes hails meteors.
Derivatives positioning
- A staggering nearly $600 million in leveraged crypto futures bets went belly-up in just 24 hours, with bullish plays accounting for most of the carnage. The overnight price drop clearly caught the bulls off guard, perhaps while they were distracted by dreams of moon landings.
- Industry-wide, futures open interest (OI) has declined by 5.6% to $106.90. Not exactly the growth spurt one hopes for.
- Ether futures OI took a nosedive of 9%, as the token’s spot price decided to join the pity party and fell 6%. This delightful combination represents capital making a swift exit.
- Futures tied to tether gold (XAUT) and privacy-focused ZEC saw declines worthy of a dramatic gasp, indicating that investors might be feeling a bit risk-averse-like a cat near a vacuum cleaner.
- Bearish short plays are back in vogue, as shown by negative funding rates for BTC, ETH, BNB, SOL, and other tokens. The 24-hour cumulative volume delta for most of these coins is negative, a sign that the bears are having a field day.
- Fear has crept back into the market like an unwanted relative during the holidays. Volmex’s BVIV, which measures the 30-day implied price turbulence in bitcoin, jumped over 5% to 58.36%, ending a week-long decline. Just like that, fun is off the table.
- On Deribit, bitcoin and ether put skews have strengthened, further indicating that investors are clutching their pearls in anticipation of potential downturns.
- Block flows revealed outsized demand for ether straddles-a volatility strategy that sounds more like an exercise class than a financial instrument. In BTC’s case, traders chased risk reversals and put spreads, proving that even in chaos, there is a method to the madness.
Token talk
- Several altcoins faced deep downward spirals on Thursday, notably bittensor (TAO) and hyperliquid (HYPE), which lost 8.8% and 6.5%, respectively, since midnight. It appears their luck has run out.
- The altcoin market’s dismal performance can be attributed to a lack of liquidity in a landscape more fractured than a bad marriage after a reality TV season finale, following a $19 billion leverage wipeout in October.
- However, a select few tokens showed enough strength to raise an eyebrow or two. NEO rose by 4.2%, while restaking token ETHFI continued its strong start to the year, adding 1.5% to $0.55. A round of applause, please!
- The CoinDesk 20 (CD20) is in the red after losing around 1% since midnight, while the DeFi Select Index (DFX) and CoinDesk Memecoin Index (CDMEME) decided to join the pity party, down by 1.4% and 2%, respectively.
Read More
- Brent Oil Forecast
- USD CNY PREDICTION
- Silver Rate Forecast
- Gold Rate Forecast
- PEPE PREDICTION. PEPE cryptocurrency
- HYPE to $150? Hayes Says It’s a No-Brainer, Even if Crypto’s a Snail Race
- ETH PREDICTION. ETH cryptocurrency
- The Final Bitcoin: A Tragedy of Scarcity and Lost Wallets
- EUR CHF PREDICTION
- XLM PREDICTION. XLM cryptocurrency
2026-03-19 13:41