So, let’s talk about Bitcoin – our beloved, moody cryptocurrency that’s had a bit of a rollercoaster month. August kicked off with it strutting its stuff to a jaw-dropping $124,000, like it was ready for a reality show about rich kids. But alas, just as quickly, it found itself tumbling down to around $107,500-cue the sad trombone and a collective sigh from investors nationwide. 😩
As the Bitcoin weekend started, the market turned into that one friend who’s always late to brunch-just hanging out, being all *stable* while making absolutely no effort to break above that oh-so-important $110,000 line. Seriously, it’s like watching a goal kick miss by a mile.
Attention Bitcoin Fans: Look at These Support Levels 🧐
Now, in a delightfully cryptic post by our friendly neighborhood CryptoOnchain, we learned that the big whales are at it again. Yep, they decided to cash in their chips and mess with our sunny disposition, leaving the rest of us to ponder whether we should be investing in Bitcoin or just collecting stamps. 🚫🐋
According to the on-chain oracle (thank you, CryptoOnchain!), there are two magical levels we need to keep our eyes on as we determine if Bitcoin is throwing a party or just sulking in the corner. First up, we’ve got the Short-Term Holder (STH) Realized Price, the average price those who held their Bitcoin for 1-3 months are sitting at. Spoiler alert: it’s historically a pretty solid line of defense-like a bouncer at an exclusive club, keeping the riffraff out. 🚷
Then there’s the Realized Value Model’s Mid Price, which is basically the golden ticket for Bitcoin-it’s sitting at about $92,000. If Bitcoin can hold on to this like it’s the last piece of pizza at a party, we might just be okay. But break through it? Well, get ready for a long, lonely, and *corrective* winter. ❄️
What’s Bitcoin Up To Right Now? 🤔
As I write this little masterpiece, Bitcoin’s hanging around $108,689, like that one friend who always wants to go but never actually decides. And guess what? In the last week, it’s down almost 6%. So, cheers to that, right? 🍻
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2025-08-31 18:23