Hark! A most curious spectacle doth unfold! This company, Strategy, it seems, doth seek to replenish its coffers—ninety paltry dollars a share they ask, with a trifling dividend of nine percent! Five million shares they offer, as if coin were grown on trees! 💰 And to what end, pray tell? Why, to procure more of this digital phantom, this Bitcoin, for their treasury, naturally! Morgan Stanley, Barclays, TD Securities, and even Moelis & Co. – a veritable throng of money-changers – are engaged in this… endeavor.
Their common equity, known by the curious mark MSTR, lingered about four hundred and thirteen units of currency yesterday, scarcely moved by the hubbub. Yet, this year alone, it hath swelled by thirty-seven percent! And in the past twelve months? A staggering one hundred and forty-six percent! Thus, their market value doth approach a princely sum of one hundred and sixteen billion! Good heavens! 🙄 Such extravagance!
This maneuver, I say, deepens Strategy’s claim as the grandest corporate hoarder of Bitcoin – a staggering six hundred and seven thousand, seven hundred and seventy BTC, representing a most substantial portion of all such holdings by publicly listed companies. Even the Japanese, through Quantum Solutions, now dabble in this digital folly, proposing to amass three thousand BTC as a ‘long-term reserve.’ As if! And JPMorgan, that titan of finance, reports sixty billion units of currency have flowed into these digital realms this year. Ah, the folly of man! 🤪
Strategy leads the Treasury companies’ Bitcoin holdings, source: X
Bitcoin, it appears, hath weathered this week’s market tempest with a stoic air, whilst lesser coins—DOGE, XRP, names fit for a jester’s stage—have fallen into a dismal decline. A sign, they say, of its strength, a prelude to further ascent. With companies like Strategy pouring funds into this digital vortex, the bulls predict a market that will continue upward. Predictions of two hundred thousand units of currency by the year 2025 are bandied about! Attend to this, gentle sirs and madams! Act accordingly… lest you be left lamenting your missed fortune!
Read More
- USD CHF PREDICTION
- SOL CAD PREDICTION. SOL cryptocurrency
- ETH CAD PREDICTION. ETH cryptocurrency
- TAO PREDICTION. TAO cryptocurrency
- ETC PREDICTION. ETC cryptocurrency
- CNY JPY PREDICTION
- LINK PREDICTION. LINK cryptocurrency
- TRUMP PREDICTION. TRUMP cryptocurrency
- OP PREDICTION. OP cryptocurrency
- Wall Street Wants to Stake Your SOL, Not Eat Your Salad: DeFi Dev Corp’s $100M Bet on Solana
2025-07-24 23:39