Hey there, Money Monkeys! Get ready to dive into the wacky world of Bitcoin Cash, or BCH, as if you were riding that financial rollercoaster! On the splendid 19th of December, BCH decided it had more in reserve and gained about 10% in a charming 24-hour display of fiscal flamboyance. And guess what fueled this dramatic leap? Derivatives, because who needs normal money anymore, right?
While the prices boomed, the market was split like a game of “Spot or Nope,” with spot investors slipping away from trading decks faster than my pre-show prayer. But fear not! Leverage expanded like my waistline during the holidays, and perpetual futures traders were bullish as if they had two cafés instead of one: FRUIT! CAFFEINE FREE!
Perpetual Traders Throw Shade at Bears 🐻
Perpetual Futures traders practically chanted “Long Live BCH!” as they flooded centralized exchanges with long positions. Picture $184 million being pumped into BCH perpetual contracts (which is more money than I spent on grad school), boosting total Open Interest to around $786 million. That’s like throwing a party in the financial stratosphere!

Now let me tell you about Funding Rates. They’re this nifty signpost showing if long or short traders are paying homage in the form of fees. And let me tell you, those rates did a happy flip to positive near 0.0044%-long traders were paying shorts to hold their ground! This financial dance led BCH to strut a near 10% daily gain. Meanwhile, shorts? All they did was cry, losing about $2.54 million.
Spot Investors: The Life of the Party Left 😒
Meanwhile, Spot investors were practically spitting broccoli into the compost bin. Exchange Netflows revealed a sale spree, with $3.93 million worth of BCH jumping into exchanges to disappear from investors’ wallets. This reverse boogie dance was quite the switch from when spot investors were scooping BCH like it was Giotto gelato, gobbing up nearly $300,000 worth. But alas, the selling fiesta raged on, churning outflows 10 times greater than purchases! 🎉🚵♀️

The overall weekly trends were like a Christmas sweater-bearish. About $4.88 million left the party in just one week, making sloshy rounds like the Ponzi scheme you’d whisper about at dinner parties.
Technical Itchiness Looms Ahead 🙄
Technical wizards predicted BCH was playing a high-stakes game of ‘symmetrical triangle.’ When you call upon this shape, it hints at an upside breakout as if it’s flirtatious. BCH nuzzled toward a cheeky high of $651 but needs a little push to surpass that stubborn descending resistance, much like convincing my cat to go outside.

Our Chief Money Movement Examiner checked the capital flow and decided that inflows were winning. The Money Flow Index, that mystical financial indicator, happily frolicked above the 50 line, eager for beefy capital to keep thrumping onward, possibly leaving resistance woefully behind.
Final Thoughts: Chic Conclusions and Ruffled Terminals
- Bitcoin Cash got a little Derivatives love and sprinted like a jock at a turning point-10% no less!
- But holdem-tight folks! Spot haulers weren’t clutching their awards as tightly as you’d think, since they clung to that ledge. 😳
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2025-12-20 09:15