Ah, behold the grand theater of Binance, where the curtains part to reveal a spectacle so absurd, so utterly Gogol-esque, that one cannot help but chuckle into their samovar! 🫖 The mighty cryptocurrency exchange, with a flourish of its digital wand, hath decreed: “Zero fees on XRP, ADA, BNB, and TRX pairs!” 🪙✨ A gesture so generous, it makes the Tsar’s treasury look like a peasant’s purse.
In an official proclamation, Binance doth announce-with all the pomp of a circus ringmaster-zero maker and taker fees for the esteemed BNB/USDC, ADA/USDC, TRX/USDC, and XRP/USDC pairs. 🌟 But heed, dear reader, this boon is not for the common rabble! Nay, it is reserved for the VIP 2-9 users and the noble Spot Liquidity Providers, those knights of the order book. 🛡️
Binance Unleashes Zero-Fee Madness on Selected USDC Pairs
🔸 Fees: As nonexistent as a honest bureaucrat
🔸 Eligibility: The elite and the liquid
🔸 Pairs: $BNB/USDC, $ADA/USDC, $TRX/USDC, and $XRP/USDCDiscover the folly 👉
– Binance (@binance) August 12, 2025
This carnival of zero fees shall commence on August 12, 2025, and conclude on October 11, 2025, at the stroke of 11:59 p.m. (UTC). 🕰️ A fleeting moment of financial absurdity, like a mirage in the desert of crypto markets. And what of the makers and takers, those poor souls who toil in the order book? Fear not, for during this period, they shall be freed from the shackles of fees, at least on the aforementioned pairs. 🦜
But pause, dear reader, and consider the irony! Binance, in its quest to provide “valuable and competitive services,” hath stumbled into a farce. For what is a zero-fee promotion but a mirror held up to the madness of the crypto world? 🪞 A world where value is as fleeting as a Gogol protagonist’s sanity.
Binance and the Farce of Prices
In other news, Binance hath opened the gates to Bitcoin “options writing” for all users, a move as bold as a nose in the middle of a face. 🤡 A response, they say, to the surging demand for “strategic and sophisticated trading tools.” Ah, sophistication! The very word drips with sarcasm, like borscht on a beard. 🧔
And what of the cryptocurrencies themselves? Cardano (ADA), that noble knight of the blockchain, trades at $0.77, its market cap a mere $27.43 billion. 🏰 XRP, the third in line to the crypto throne, stands at $3.15, its valuation a staggering $187.05 billion. BNB, the fifth in this royal court, trades at $801, though its market cap is a paltry $111.68 million. And Tron (TRX), the jester of the group, jingles at $0.346, its market cap a modest $32.84 billion. 🤹♂️
Thus ends our tale of Binance’s zero-fee extravaganza, a spectacle so absurd, so utterly Gogol-esque, that one cannot help but laugh-and perhaps, just perhaps, weep for the state of the crypto world. 😂😭
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2025-08-12 18:03