It has lately come to the attention of those who haunt the corridors of speculative finance-some of whom have forgotten more money than you’ll ever earn-that Galaxy Digital, Multicoin Capital, and Jump Crypto, possibly after a vigorous lunch, have engaged in the traditional courtship dance with investors. Their audacious ambition? To raise a trillion-oh, forgive me, merely a billion-dollars with which to scoop up Solana (SOL), presumably in gold-plated wheelbarrows.
Assisting in this genteel plundering is Cantor Fitzgerald, a name so redolent of old money and tailored suits that the pigeons at Canary Wharf nod respectfully whenever it’s mentioned. The presence of such a banker signals, with all the subtlety of a yacht anchored off Capri, that institutional appetites are being whetted and liquidity may soon flow like the bubbly at an afterparty neither you nor I shall ever see. 🍾
Should this splendid plot reach its crescendo-terms and timing being as elegantly evasive as an MP with a questionable expense account-the result may be a treasury so grossly dedicated to SOL as to make King Croesus blush. The Solana ecosystem, one imagines, would then grow not organically, but as if watered daily with Dom Pérignon and the tears of retail investors.
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2025-08-25 11:40