Yesterday Base tried what it clearly thought was a daring improv session: freeze frame at block 33,792,704, hold the breath, strike a pose, and let absolutely nothing happen for nineteen excruciatingly honest minutes. OKLink and even my mum’s Thursday-afternoon crypto WhatsApp group screamed in unison. 📱🚫🫣
The official status page finally tugged the cord back at 14:44 UTC+8-who even knew that timezone had a sense of drama-and the chain pretended it had always been running smoothly. You’ve got to love a network that panics, jets off for a quick sandwich, then struts back in with “Ta-da! Fixed!” like a hung-over matinee idol. #Relatable
Now the team deploys the tallest brooms to sweep every remaining f-up under the ever-expanding transparency carpet. Users can sleep easy knowing Base will not, repeat not, go for an unscheduled disco nap again-unless it does, in which case feel free to tweet gifs at them until they blush. 💃🔧💃
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2025-08-05 11:57