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In the midst of all this volatility-macro markets and crypto alike-Bitcoin’s been pottering about in a narrow range, like a chap trying to decide whether to have tea or cocktails. 🍵🍸 Technical traders are on tenterhooks, waiting for a bullish breakout after October’s consolidation phase. A golden cross, where the shorter-term moving average pirouettes over the longer-term one, could be the catalyst. But, as always, there’s a spanner in the works. 🔧

For a metal that had recently strutted past the $4,000 mark with the arrogance of a catwalk model, this sudden humility is… noteworthy. And who better to comment on this spectacle than Michaël van de Poppe, the oracle of New Era Finance Podcast? According to him, this could be the harbinger of a grand migration-a “rotation,” if you will-toward Bitcoin. 🌪️

Their first foray into e-sports sponsorship – it’s about time! – will give Safello prime real estate on Fragbite Group’s channels, and, of course, the digital cosmos of Twitch, YouTube, and TikTok, reaching a staggering audience of over one million viewers who probably think Ethereum is a new kind of candy bar. 🍬

If this plan takes hold, it’s like telling the banks, “Hey, step aside, the new kids are in town,” and watch as stablecoins and crypto firms start moonwalking away from their reliance on stuffy old commercial banks to move their digital dollars. 🌀

Imagine, if you will, a world where $4 trillion dances across ledgers in mere months-a record, they say, between January and July of this annus mirabilis. TRM Labs, those diligent chroniclers of crypto’s caprices, report an 83% surge in stablecoin volumes from July 2024 to July 2025. And yet, the leading issuers, those titans of trust, have swelled their market share by 52%. Bravo! 👏💰

Minneapolis, that cold-hearted city, now boasts a titan of Ethereum. SharpLink’s holdings, once a whisper, now roar at 859,853 ETH-enough to buy a small island, or a few dozen luxury yachts. 🏝️⚓ The value? A staggering $3.5 billion, a number that makes even the most stoic investor blink.

The TGE, scheduled for October 23, shall see the MET token listed on such esteemed exchanges as OKX and Bitget, alongside several Solana-native launchpads. A most anticipated event in the Solana ecosystem, with 480 million tokens entering circulation at once. Quite the splash! 🌊🚀

Evernorth, that paragon of ambition, aspires to amass over a billion dollars, with SBI’s $200 million contribution as a mere drop in the ocean of its grand design. The funds, oh so tragically, will be used to purchase XRP from the open market-a noble quest, if one believes that the market is not a fickle lover, but a beggar in need of alms. 🕊️

In a post on the ever-vibrant X (formerly known as Twitter, for those still holding onto the past), Ali Martinez shared the following tidbit of insight: Chainlink might just be on the cusp of a bull rally. But not before it gets past the ‘upper line of a Triangle’. No, not the kind of triangle you’d encounter in geometry class. This one’s a little trickier, involving some rather narrow trading channels. But don’t worry, this isn’t some high-school math quiz, just some classic technical analysis nonsense.

According to Ali’s Glassnode heatmap (timestamped Oct. 19, 2025, because time travel is real in crypto), the cost basis range is $0.21062334-$0.21144839, with 10,575,420,761.332544 DOGE chilling there. That’s $2.22 billion in supply, folks. Or, as I like to call it, “a lot of money to spend on cheese.” 🧀