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Strategy (MSTR), a company of such renown in the land of Uncle Sam, hath increased its Bitcoin (BTC) treasure to 632,457 BTC, purchased at the princely sum of $73,527 per coin. 🏰 Lo and behold, this hoard now surpasseth 3.012% of the sacred 21 million BTC that shall ever grace this earth, as decreed by the Bitcoin Treasuries tracker. 📜

Behold, GrayWolf6, that sage of the charts, proclaimed on the digital scrolls of X that ETH has breached the $4,600 fortress, a level once as impenetrable as a Soviet bureaucracy. 🏰 With a weekly close that would make even the most stoic trader blush, ETH ascended to new heights, leaving the bears to gnash their teeth in despair. Now, it lingers in the treacherous $3,900-$4,800 range, a no-man’s land where profit-takers lurk like shadows in a Bulgakov novel. 🌚 GrayWolf6, ever the optimist, predicts a push beyond $5,000-a move that would silence the doubters and send the bulls into a frenzy. But beware, for $5,100 looms like a sphinx, guarding the gates of further glory.

The ongoing saga of Trump versus the Federal Reserve has reached a new crescendo, with the President’s latest target being none other than Lisa Cook, a woman whose only crime seems to be her association with the Biden administration. Trump, in a fit of pique that would make even the most melodramatic of novelists blush, has declared that if Cook does not resign from her post, he will move to fire her, citing allegations of mortgage fraud. 🤦‍♂️🔍

The CR7 token, a digital homage to Ronaldo’s illustrious career (or perhaps his sock collection), was thrust into the limelight by a cabal of influencers, many of whom have since expunged their digital footprints as if they’d never existed. According to Bubblemaps, the masterminds behind this farce likely coordinated their efforts with the precision of a heist movie, though the loot was purely illusory. The token’s brief moment of glory was not even hosted on Ronaldo’s actual Binance partnership-where it would have been a mere shadow of the actual Binance-instead choosing Solana as its doomed stage.

Now, the chatter among the analysts is as heated as a summer BBQ. Some say this dip might be the market’s way of saying, “Take a deep breath,” hinting that we might need some consolidation before the next crazy moonshot. Others, loudly, are waving their hype flags, convinced Ethereum’s fundamentals and institutional love story are just getting started. Because who doesn’t love a good rally followed by some popcorn-worthy drama?

Bitcoin took the biggest hit this weekend, dropping 3.39% to around $110,958 after some whale decided it was time to unload 24,000 BTC onto exchanges. That’s over $2.7 billion worth of Bitcoin, folks. It’s like dumping a truckload of anvils into a kiddie pool. 💸 This triggered forced liquidations exceeding $550 million, mostly targeting those brave souls with overleveraged long positions. Sunday trading is apparently the Wild West of finance-low liquidity and high drama, perfect for liquidation hunters looking to ruin your day. And despite recent highs near $125,000? Bitcoin is now clinging to support levels like a toddler refusing to let go of their blanket.

Scams are as common as dust bowls in this here market. Here’s a few to watch out for, lest you end up with nothing but a pocketful of promises:

But wait! The plot thickens like a porridge left too long on the stove. They first dipped their toes into the warm waters of crypto trading in Brazil back in June 2025. One might wonder if they were testing the waters for an epic splash back in the U.S. market. It seems they’ve summoned the wisest sages of the regulatory realm, enabling this strategic move to re-enter the bustling bazaar of U.S. cryptocurrencies! 🧐

Therefore, with liquidations mounting and strong bearish sentiment spreading, today’s market highlights why caution remains critical. Or, as I like to call it, “The Great Crypto Meltdown of 2025.” 🎭

The Hong Kong Generative AI Research and Development Centre (HKGAI), born in 2023 under the InnoHK initiative (because every city needs a flagship AI hub, apparently), has tied the knot with FLock.io. Why? To bring decentralized AI infrastructure to the public sector, of course. Because if there’s one thing government operations need, it’s more buzzwords. 🗳️🤓