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Meanwhile, the crypto market is snoozing through its own party, with altcoins playing dead 🙉. Investors? Pacing the floorboards since BTC dipped below $100K like it’s a haunted house. But hold onto your wallets, folks-because the real drama’s hiding in the numbers.
On a dreary Wednesday in November, as the air was thick with impending gloom, Chainlink priced at a mere $14.57, its gallant performance slightly recovering to $15.15 at press time. It has since retreated, becoming a shadow of its October grandeur.
According to Bloomberg (yes, the same folks who tell you the sky is falling), Monica Long spilled the beans at the Swell conference in New York. “No plan, no timeline,” she quipped, probably while twirling an imaginary mustache. 🕵️♀️ Ripple’s too busy fueling its growth and partnering with the big leagues to bother with the IPO fuss.
But here’s the kicker: 1inch bulldozed through key moving averages like a runaway bulldozer, leaving technical analysts scribbling furiously in their notebooks. Want to know where this rollercoaster’s headed? Buckle up, because we’re diving into the madness! 🎢
This most advantageous partnership shall see Chainlink bestowed with the honor of serving as Lighter’s official oracle provider, furnishing the platform with high-fidelity pricing data for real-world asset derivatives-a matter of no small consequence, as any trader worth their salt (or their ETH) would attest.
Long, the woman with the plan (and a serious poker face), has assured us that Ripple is in a “fortunate” position-like, “we could buy anything we want” fortunate. They’re apparently swimming in so much cash, it’s like Scrooge McDuck’s vault, minus the danger of drowning in gold coins. 💰
Market analysts, those tireless observers of the digital savanna, have spotted something peculiar. The TD Sequential indicator, a tool as enigmatic as an old cowboy’s whisper, has flashed a buy signal on ADA’s 3-day chart. A red “9” candle, often a harbinger of change, has appeared. Ali Martinez, one of these modern-day fortune-tellers, shared the news with the world.
Lo, the price of Bitcoin hath failed to cling to the $105,000 support, and thus began a fresh descent. It hath dipped below $103,500 and $102,000, plunging into a realm of shadows and gloom.
still stumbling through the purgatory of performance woes, like sinners awaiting absolution 🧨📉
What began as a genteel retreat has devolved into a full-blown stampede. Traders, clutching their portfolios like a life raft, are abandoning ship faster than a fashionably late guest at a charity gala. Volatility, that old mischief-maker, has spiked, and sentiment? Well, it’s as cheerful as a Monday morning meeting. Support levels are being scrutinized with the intensity of a Shakespearean critic-will Bitcoin stabilize, or is there a deeper abyss awaiting? Only time, that fickle flibbertigibbet, shall tell. ⏳
