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While the weekly chart still proudly boasts a 200% gain—an impressive, almost absurd feat—certain frantic technical and on-chain divinations allude to a potential second act, should one, just one, resistance level surrender like a knight in shining armor.

The NFT market is flexing its muscles 📈

On Friday, the government announced NDAChain—a blockchain so official, it comes with its own bureaucracy. Developed by the National Data Association (because acronyms make everything sound more important), it promises to solve all of Vietnam’s data woes. Or at least give hackers a fancier target. 🎯

By ShayanMarkets

Ju’s had a wake-up call! The whole four-year bull versus bear thing? Forget about it! He’s realizing that the whales—those fancy crypto big shots—have decided they need a new party or something. Up until recently, it was all about whales selling their stash to the regular folks. Now? Whales are just swapping their toys for newer, shinier ones. 🤷‍♂️

Over 10,000 wallets decided they simply couldn’t resist the urgency and jumped in, many of them pre-loaded via PumpSwap. It was like a digital flash mob, but with money! 💃

Ah! But allow me to paint the scene: a naïve user of X—a mere pawn in this digital chess game—falsely claimed that Schwartz had graced Instagram with his presence, as though the illustrious CTO could find solace among the filters and fleeting moments of self-absorption that populate that platform. With a wit as sharp as a surgeon’s scalpel, Schwartz replied: “I do not post to Instagram. Any profile you see there that claims to be me is a scam.” The truth, as brutal as it is illuminating, flies forth like a firebrand! 🔥

So, Bitcoin just decided to break through the $123K barrier. You know, no big deal—just casual millionaire vibes. 🚀 Meanwhile, crypto presales are poised to take off like a teenager on an unmonitored TikTok account. These early-stage coins might actually make you richer than holding on to that old Bitcoin dust.

Amid this bullish surge, a Columbia professor, with the gravitas of a Shakespearean villain, has delivered a scathing critique of the crypto industry. 🐍

“Bitcoin sell-off still underway!” gasped Lookonchain on X, as if anyone needed reminding. Apparently, another 2,850 BTC ($330.44M) waltzed onto exchanges early this morning, originating from a Satoshi-era whale who decided to wake up and smell the coffee this month. Prior to that, the analytics account posted an alert that read like a gossip column: “Note that Galaxy Digital has deposited over 10,000 BTC ($1.18B) to exchanges in the past 8 hours!” Screenshots revealed a series of multi-million-dollar transactions sashaying toward Binance, Bybit, and OKX. One almost expects them to curtsey upon arrival. 🎭