🚀 BTC: The Calm Before the Crypto Storm? 🌪️

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Bitcoin, stubborn as a donkey in a ditch, traded around $115,500 at press time, unchanged on the day but up 3% over the week. Daily trading volume hit $44.3 billion, though the momentum feels as sluggish as a Sunday afternoon nap. 😴

KindlyMD’s Stock Takes a 55% Dive After CEO Tells Short-Term Investors to Bail

Healthcare company KindlyMD saw its stock drop by a jaw-dropping 55% on Monday, September 15, following CEO David Bailey’s not-so-subtle suggestion that investors who weren’t into the company’s long-term vision should just “exit stage left.” The stock had been cruising at $2.78 on September 12, but crashed down to $1.24 just a few days later. And you thought your weekend was rough.

Robinhood’s New Fund: Retail Investors Finally Get a Shot at the Elite Club 🎩💰

Private market access has long been restricted to institutions and high-net-worth individuals, leaving everyday traders unable to participate in some of the most lucrative stages of company growth. Robinhood Markets Inc. (Nasdaq: HOOD) announced on Sept. 15 that it is taking steps to change this dynamic through the launch of Robinhood Ventures Fund I (RVI). The new fund, managed by Robinhood Ventures DE, LLC, a newly formed wholly owned subsidiary of Robinhood Markets, is designed to open early-stage private company investment opportunities to retail investors. The firm explained: