qfx BitMine Immersion Technologies (BMNR), the crypto world’s answer to a gold-digging pirate, has announced its Ethereum (ETH) holdings have hit 3,505,723 tokens. Their total loot? A cool $13.2 billion, including ETH, 192 Bitcoin, a $61 million stake in Eightco Holdings, and $398 million in cash. Arrr, matey! 🏴☠️
So, Mantle’s layer 2 platform (fancy, right?) announced that its native token, MNT, is now chilling in Porto, Anchorage Digital’s self-custody wallet. Because who doesn’t want a wallet with a federal charter? 🏦✨
Not one to shy from spectacle, SUI Group-an institution with official crypto standing (and a little something called the Sui Foundation)-is eager to offer “institutional-grade exposure” to Sui’s blockchain playground. They’ve even launched the first SUI treasury plan, probably with less fuss but more flair.
On the XRP/USD chart, it’s hovering around $2.31. 🤑 Mattsby’s like, “This has never happened in XRP’s history!” Well, Larry’s take? Maybe it’s just tired of being the underdog. Or maybe it’s finally found its purpose in life. Who knows? 🤷♂️
Whilst the macro financial markets wept in bearish despair, the crypto realm, ever the maverick, danced to its own tune, with tokens soaring like jesters on a sugar high. Behold, we present to thee three such tokens, stars of this absurd spectacle, that may yet continue their merry romp post-shutdown. 🎉
In a stunning act of corporate foresight (or perhaps collective madness 🤪), Strategy confirmed its latest foray into the digital gold rush on November 10, adding 487 BTC to its ever-growing hoard. The purchase, executed at the bargain price of $102,557 per coin, brings their total stash to 641,692 BTC. Because nothing says “long-term value” like buying high and calling it a strategy.
In the ongoing saga of Beets Fi’s security peril, this audacious hacker-who previously made a guest appearance on November 3-has come back for more, effortlessly unfreezing wallets and making off with the loot like a back-alley magician with a penchant for thievery.
Oh, the irony! The very people who once swore “1 BTC = 1 BTC” and turned up their noses at any “sell-out” behavior are now deciding that maybe-just maybe-it’s time to change things up. Yes, my friends, those steadfast Bitcoin “HODLers” have started dusting off their portfolios and moving their coins around, as if they’ve just realized that ETFs might not be such a bad idea after all.
Yet, amid the giddy whispers of recovery, a voice from the cryptoworld warned: “This is not a party. This is a funeral in disguise.” The Golden Line, that sacred thread of support, was said to be the last bastion before the abyss. But even the most steadfast believers wondered if this time, the line would snap like a dry branch underfoot.
technical security, financial sustainability, and systemic dependencies. 🤯
