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During a riveting chat with CNBC-because what’s more exciting than watching billionaires talk about not selling their digital gold?-Le was asked if they might dump their precious 650,000 BTC (worth a staggering $60.29 billion, no big deal). His reply? They’re in it for the long haul, as long as the market doesn’t turn into a total catastrophe, like a liquidity apocalypse or the US dollar going the way of the Dodo. And even then, maybe, just maybe, in 2065, they’ll think about it. Or maybe not. Who can know? 🙃

The Sei Development Foundation has entered a global agreement with Xiaomi to embed a new Sei crypto wallet and discovery app into all Xiaomi smartphones starting in 2026. 🤯 Imagine: your phone, now also a financial advisor… and a liability.

As announced on December 10, the software will come pre-installed on every new device sold outside mainland China and the United States. This would give the project one of the most extensive mobile distribution channels in the crypto industry. 🚀 Just don’t ask how to recover your funds if you lose your phone… or your mind.

On a Tuesday (because of course), Aster DEX decided to play tech bro and integrate Brevis, a zero-knowledge platform that sounds like a name from a spy movie. The goal? To turbocharge trading speeds while keeping privacy so tight, even your grandma wouldn’t recognize your transaction history. And yes, they’re tackling the age-old problem of making decentralized exchanges as fast as centralized ones without sacrificing the “decentralized” part-like trying to make a toaster cook a soufflé. 🥚

He has predicted that a massive bull run is going to take place next year. 🦄

This comes just days after regulators hinted they might force exchanges to play by “bank-level” rules. Because nothing says “trust us” like making banks and crypto exchanges share the same standards. Groundbreaking. 🚀

GameStop (GME) was all gung-ho about its Bitcoin strategy-stashing away a neat $519.4 million worth of the digital currency by the end of Q3 (Nov. 1). And, surprise, surprise, they racked up a $9.2 million loss due to Bitcoin’s catastrophic dip. #NotGreatBob

So here’s the tea: Democrats, in a move that could make even the most seasoned political observers gasp, are now secretly (yes, secretly!) reviewing a compromise draft of the Crypto Market Structure Bill. And let’s be real, it’s all thanks to our friends over at the Republicans. 🐘

“$1.0M in 2026,” he typed, probably while sipping a latte made from Ethereum tears. This was in response to Jordi Visser, who claims the stock market is whispering sweet nothings about a BTC rally. Visser’s analysis? Pure Vol (Beta) vs. Pure Profitability (Quality) is doing the tango, and Bitcoin is trying to keep up. 💃

Here’s the rub: most staking infrastructure still clings to shared cloud services, those Web 2.0 relics designed for mobile games, not the high-stakes world of institutional finance. Cloud services are fine for a weather app, but when a single minute of outage costs millions, one might as well play chess with a tornado. 🌪️

Centralized exchanges (CEXs) operate like traditional banks, with all the charm of a well-dressed con artist. 🕵️‍♂️ They’re fast, user-friendly, and liquid, but that convenience comes at a cost: limited transparency, custodial risk, and reliance on a central authority. 💸