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Now, you might think, “Well, that’s usually a good thing, right?” But not for our dear Bitcoin. It’s like when you’re enjoying a delicious ice cream and someone tells you it’s going to rain. The rally started to cool off, and the mood in the crypto world turned a bit chilly. 🧊❄️

The ingenious plan, concocted by Ethereum researcher Toni Wahrstätter and co-founder Vitalik Buterin, seeks to establish a limit on gas usage. This clever scheme is designed to prevent disruptions caused by resource-heavy transactions, which have been known to cause quite a stir in the past.

Recent price action and technical analysis suggest that XRP may be entering a critical phase, setting the stage for a potentially parabolic rally in the coming weeks.

All four AI solutions were eerily synchronized when it came to Ripple’s potential price moves this year, which, let’s face it, is either a sign of deep algorithmic wisdom or a terrifying coincidence. Perplexity said:

And wait for it – in *under 7 weeks* from sending in your paperwork, you could be sipping on some overpriced coffee in Dubai. I mean, what could go wrong? Oh, and don’t worry, your money stays with you! Thanks to something called a decentralized smart contract on the TON blockchain – yeah, try explaining that to your grandmother – you still control your assets. Well, as long as you don’t lose your password or forget the blockchain exists… 🤷‍♂️

Now, before you get too excited, 🌟

Chairman Jerome Powell endures not just the ravages of inflation and economic tempests, but also volleys of political sabotage—his reward for refusing to cave in to demands that seem ripped from the script of a banana republic (do bananas sue for libel? One wonders). Republicans circle him, eyes gleaming, chanting vague threats of his resignation, while Bill Pulte, in a burst of keyboard heroism, posts whimsical accusations of perjury. Social media: where both revolutions and cat videos happen. 🐱

Meanwhile, as for those robust, respectable altcoins? Their performance was as exciting as a courtier’s nap after lunch. A gentle wiggle, a modest bow, like polite applause to a terribly long-winded speech. Yet! Behold! From behind the tapestry, TON and BONK emerge, tripping over their own exuberance on this tranquil Sunday morn.

Canadian woman Raelene Vandenbosch is embroiled in a multi-million dollar legal battle, alleging she lost 12.57969337 bitcoins, now valued at approximately $1,359,246, to a sophisticated SIM-swapping scam. Her lawsuit, filed against telecom company Rogers Communications and Match Transact Inc., attributes the devastating loss to a security lapse by a cellphone store employee.

Top analyst Daan has weighed in on this development, highlighting the growing demand and reduced downside pressure for altcoins. As macroeconomic conditions stabilize and risk appetite returns, altcoins could see renewed interest from traders and investors. The next key test will be whether bulls can reclaim higher levels and flip the broader altcoin market structure definitively back to bullish.