qfx Backed by some fancy folks with names like Multicoin Capital and Dragonfly-because dragons and coins make everything cooler-DoubleZero’s whipped up a clever concoction called the “N1” base layer. It’s designed to zap away those pesky network delays that make your decentralized systems feel like they’re running on dial-up. Yuck.
(1/3) “Behold, approximately $1.6 billion shall be scattered among those worthy holders of allowed claims-those who have toiled through the trials of paperwork and digital rituals-on this very September 30, 2025,” proclaims the oracle known as @FTX_Official.
In the past 23 hours, HBAR has been a study in resilience-or perhaps stubbornness. From $0.25 to $0.24, it slid like a child on a muddy hill, giggling all the way down. 😂 Sellers pounced at 19:00, their claws sharp and their wallets heavier. By late evening, HBAR was testing the limits of its support, like a tightrope walker without a net. Yet, at $0.24, it found a temporary sanctuary-a place to catch its breath and dream of better days. 🌈
One must tip one’s hat to the REX-Osprey XRP ETF, which sashayed into existence with $37.7 million in first-day trading volume-quite the debutante ball for 2025’s exchange-traded funds, if I may say so. Institutional investors and that charming breed known as market analysts flocked like Parisian dandies to a new café, openly salivating over prospects of a bullish cryptocurrency rebound. Who knew finance could be so theatrical? 🥳
What, one might ask, is the hurry? In a world where time is money, the BOJ has decided that time is, in fact, the enemy. The plan calls for the sale of ¥330 billion ($2.2 billion) worth of ETFs annually, a sum that at market prices swells to ¥620 billion ($4.2 billion). A drop in the ocean, perhaps, but enough to send ripples through the markets. The Nikkei, that barometer of Japanese economic sentiment, dropped over 1%, while the yield on the 10-year Japanese Government Bond (JGB) rose to 1.64%. A modest reaction, one might think, but in the delicate balance of financial markets, even the smallest tremor can trigger an avalanche. 🏔️
Meanwhile, Husky Inu is sniffing around a hefty $900,000 fundraising goal, and it’s currently sitting prettily on $892,509 – just a whisker away from this somewhat arbitrary-appearing milestone.
With a population of 38 million souls and a fintech sector that grows faster than a magician’s assistant escaping a box, Poland’s move might just be the first domino in a game of financial Jenga stretching across Eastern Europe. Yet, while ETFs slap a shiny “regulated” sticker on Bitcoin, the real question remains: can this humble digital dog learn new tricks? Enter stage left, the mischievous trickster called Bitcoin Hyper ($HYPER).
Coral v1 is aimed at AI application developers, but don’t fret-it’s not just for the tech elite. No, no. This clever little system lets you manage and combine AI agents into what the company refers to as “multi-agent systems” – a fancy way of saying your AI agents will work together and be *more powerful than the sum of their parts* (kind of like when you throw spaghetti at a wall, but with AI). The ultimate goal? Apps with advanced automation capabilities. Yes, that’s right. Coral Protocol wants to bring us closer to an AI utopia-where robots do all the boring stuff, and we sit back with our feet up. 🍹
Once a humble prize captured by the mighty Binance in the year of our blockchain 2018, Trust Wallet now reigns as the official custodian of the BNB Smart Chain’s riches. They boast a hoard of over 4.5 million crypto artifacts and a legion of 25 million users worldwide, basking in the glow of their jewel: the Trust Wallet Token, or TWT. Recently, this little token has flexed its muscles in a breakout fit that would make even the sturdiest proletariat’s heart quicken.
The investigation, led by the RCMP’s Federal Policing division and their esteemed Money Laundering Investigative Team, began in June 2024. One might imagine Europol tossing a loaf of suspicion their way, whispering, “TradeOgre? Suspect.” And lo, the RCMP pounced, for what is a crypto exchange that skips the mandatory dance of registration with FINTRAC if not a jester in financial drag? 🎩