qfx Yet, fear not! No evidence of a grand heist, though one might wonder if the vaults were merely napping. Assets in non-USDC realms remain unscathed, while deposits continue their merry dance. A $4.5 billion treasure still guards the USDC bridge, a beacon of hope in this digital desert. 🏺
The illustrious Bitcoin Treasuries (bitcointreasuries.net) reveals that firms like Strategy, Strive, and Metaplanet are the nouveaux riches of this digital renaissance. With preferred shares and dividends that would make a Victorian aristocrat blush, they offer returns of 8% to 12%. Strategy, that audacious darling, holds 640,808 BTC-a trifling $70 billion-and continues to seduce global investors with its preferred stock products. How très chic! 💼✨
Multiple layer-1 blockchains launched native stablecoins in 2025 rather than relying on USDC or USDT deployments. Because who needs sleep when you can reinvent the wheel… but with more blockchain! 🛠️
And who bestowed this bag of shiny coins? None other than Winklevoss Capital-yes, those famous twins with a double-dip of smarts and enough money to make a dragon blush. They tossed in a cool $58.88 million, just enough to make everyone gulp, and added a new bossman, Will McEvoy, to their roundtable of crypto geniuses who looked serious as a thief in a cookie jar. 🍪😉
According to SoFi’s investor release-a document dripping with financial gravitas-some 12.6 million members are already sipping their martinis while using its products. The crypto feature, my dears, will roll out in phases, like a well-choreographed ballet, over the next few weeks. 🩰
Circle’s Q3 results are so juicy, they’re practically dripping with numbers. $740 million in revenue? That’s enough to buy a small island (if that island is made of gold, obviously). And their net income? A whopping $214 million! 🏴☠️💰
From the daily vantage, Bitcoin’s journey resembled a fallen star, tumbling from its $124,220 zenith to a lowly $98,898 trough. Yet, like a stubborn weed in a cracked sidewalk, it showed signs of a double bottom near $99,000-a faint green candle flickering in the darkness, hinting at a rebound. But volume, that fickle friend, whispered skepticism, as enthusiasm waned with each upward step. The $110,000 mark loomed like a giant, arms crossed, daring the bulls to try their luck.
