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Bitcoin, ever the composed one, has also taken a little dip, but in a most dignified manner. It’s almost as if it’s saying, “You know what? I’ll just sit this one out while you all squabble.” And with that, Bitcoin’s dominance in the market has only grown. Bravo, dear Bitcoin, truly.

Well, look who’s hopping on the stablecoin train! Meet Toyosa, Bolivia’s very own automotive giant, which is now proudly accepting USDT as payment for their vehicles and motorbikes. That’s right, folks – no more cash, just crypto! Toyota, Lexus, Yamaha, and BYD are all ready for the brave new world of blockchain transactions. And let’s not forget that Toyosa’s brilliant plan is backed by the big dogs: Bitgo (providing custody) and Towerbank (doing the transaction processing).

The gaming-focused blockchain Ronin Network (yes, the one that’s been through more drama than a Bridget Jones sequel) announced on Sunday that they’ll start swapping all their Ether (ETH) and USDC for RON starting Sept. 29. Because nothing says “comeback” like a month-long token swap, right? 💅

Toyota, BYD, Yamaha-accepting USDT in Bolivia. It’s the new black. Or white, or whatever colour you prefer. “Tu vehiculo en dolares digital.” Because apparently, digital is the new real.

USDT, the digital dollar for hundreds of millions in emerging markets. What a time to be alive! 🚀
– Paolo Ardoino 🤖 (@paoloardoino) September 21, 2025

Gold, our venerable gentleman of 2025, stoically boasts a 38% rise year-to-date, slyly outpacing bitcoin’s rather modest 23% advance. Still, let us not forget: Bitcoin, the impetuous enfant terrible, has outshone gold-and nearly all other assets-over its fleeting existence like a dazzling comet, brilliant yet unpredictable. 🎩✨

The watchdog’s findings have added a political and regulatory sting to a token that has already drawn heavy public attention and big holdings by the Trump family. 🚨

Whispers of mischief trace this caper to the notorious Scattered Spider, a cabal of teen virtuosos who specialize in the art of social engineering-think of it as the 21st-century version of a beggar’s beguilement! 🕷️ With a few well-placed words and a charming smile, they’ve been known to coax login credentials from the most vigilant of clerks.

One of the most controversial features of President Donald Trump’s second term is his relentless criticism of Federal Reserve (Fed) Chair Jerome Powell for maintaining elevated interest rates – a stance Trump argues is unnecessarily costly to the American economy. Because who needs data when you can just wing it?

Behold, the four horsemen of this digital apocalypse: Pre-Market Futures, Hedge Mode, One-Tap Reverse, and Market Close. Together, these tools are designed to improve order execution certainty, reduce latency and slippage, and offer better capital management during periods of market hysteria. Because, as we all know, the crypto market is a beast that demands constant taming. 🐂🐻

Now imagine, if you will, the data conjured by the sages at Arkham Intelligence: a cryptic wallet, identified by the unpoetic cryptogram 0x9d22, amassed no less than 3.62 million APX tokens back in the halcyon days of 2022. Then, these tokens traded for less than seven cents-hardly the making of a fortune, more akin to buying invisible trinkets at a fair. Yet now, as APX flutters proudly near $1.95, this same trove amounts to an eye-watering $7.07 million. One might jest that even a bear emerging from hibernation would blink twice at such alchemy.