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“I think, at a minimum, it should have the same network value as gold…But I think Bitcoin is more valuable than gold. I mean Bitcoin, could be $2 million $3 million long term, I mean even higher.” Lee added, because why not throw in a few extra million for good measure? 💸

Following a rather dismal rejection at $1.13 and a sulky retreat to $0.99, Worldcoin [WLD] has evidently decided it preferred the heights, displaying some rather robust upward momentum.

This plucky resurgence suggests that bullish momentum is back on the menu, signaling that perhaps investors have finally decided to pay attention after all. Let’s hope they didn’t misplace their spectacles while tracking Cardano’s bounce-back, which may well mark a turning point in the grand saga of ADA crypto.

Ah, the eternal cycle of greed and panic—Solana, that fleeting phantom of wealth, pressed onward to $191 on Monday, breaching what was deemed an impregnable wall. Forced to liquidate their misguided wagers, short sellers watched their positions evaporate like morning mist in the gulag’s chill, all while big players funneled fresh capital into the fray. At this writing, SOL clings to $191, flaunting a 6.25% gain in the last day and a cheeky 14.14% over the week. How quaint, this dance of digits pretending to matter. 😏

At the helm of this daring operation is none other than Michael Saylor, the man with a mouth as big as his Bitcoin stash, who’s been yelling from the rooftops about how Bitcoin is the future. And, oh boy, does he have the proof! The company now holds a monstrous 607,770 Bitcoins – that’s $43.6 billion in the making, folks. Do the math: at an average price of around $71,756 per coin, Strategy Inc. is sitting pretty. 💰

The Japan Blockchain Association, a voice in the wilderness, proclaims that 84% of the 191 crypto holders would double down if profits faced a mere 20% flat levy. And lo, 12% of the uninitiated—1,309 strong—declare they would join the ranks under such a rule. A revolution, perhaps? Yet, today’s system chains crypto gains under the oppressive “other income” label, a yoke too heavy for many to bear.

Enter Mr. Wall Street, the oracle of crypto chaos, who warns that while short-term, Bitcoin’s got more bounce in its step, behind the scenes, some wallet whizzes are quietly tailing off like a bad relationship. Yeah, those old hodlers tossing their Bitcoin salad, just as they did before the last roller coaster hit the top. 🎢🥗

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Dogecoin (DOGE), the granddaddy of meme assets, is leading the charge, posting gains that would make even the most stoic investor do a little jig. Over the past seven days, it’s outperformed the top five meme coins, which is like winning a race against a bunch of turtles—impressive, but let’s not get too carried away. 🐢

These token unlocks, my dear reader, are like a sudden influx of aunts at a country house—bound to cause a bit of a stir, a few price wobbles, and perhaps a spilled cup of tea or two. ☕💨