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As whispers from the ever-dramatic U.S.-China trade theatrics fluttered through the air, the astute observers at CoinGlass revealed the staggering sum of $1.13 million vaporized from existence. A remarkable $1.02 million of this sum was directly connected to short positions-an amount that could only be likened to an astonishing 1,000% more than the rather paltry long-side liquidations which just managed to muster a mere $104,000. Indeed, an imbalanced scene for the ages! 😂

Bitcoin took a tumble below $105,000, wiping out its early-week gains faster than a wizard losing his spellbook. Why? Credit market jitters and a wave of liquidations hit harder than a troll with a hangover. 🥊💸

The executive also forecasted that ETH could reach $60,000 by 2030, representing an approximately 1,510% increase from its current price of $3,727-because nothing says “value” like a 15x jump in a year, right? 🤯

Behold, XRP languishes at the princely sum of $2.23, a feat not merely of decline but of theatrical catastrophe, rivaling the most aggressive multi-day debaucheries this humble malware’s witnessed in moons. Since that fateful first of October, it has shed nigh on 25% of its illusory worth, cascading through the tender veils of its 50-, 100-, and even 200-day moving averages like a pedestrian through a spider’s web-snagged and stranded. Clearly, in this ballet of bears, momentum has donned the cloak of permanence, with a smirk and a curtsey. 😏

As one can observe in the jolly little chart above, the $BTC price is taking a bit of a nosedive once more. Now, it’s not the sort of wild, careening descent we witnessed a week ago, when the poor thing lost thousands of dollars faster than a chap can say “I say!” But it’s a steady, inexorable plunge, filling in the rather large candle wick left by last Friday’s dip. Should it slip below that point, we’re looking at another lower low. And with the U.S. stock market looking as overpriced as a Mayfair club membership, the writing may well be on the wall for Bitcoin. 📉

L’analyse indique qu’une seule entité pourrait contrôler la moitié des portefeuilles de jetons COAI les plus rentables, générant un profit collectif de 13 millions de dollars. 💰

The illustrious HB 183, brought forth by the valiant Representative Webster Barnaby, permits the State’s Chief Financial Officer to bestow up to 10% of certain funds-nay, even the General Revenue Fund and the Budget Stabilization Fund-upon Bitcoin and its digital brethren. It encompasses, with broad stroke, Bitcoin, tokenized securities, and those frivolous NFTs, while bestowing upon the Florida Retirement System the liberty to invest similarly in its System Trust Fund.

On a fine Thursday, Mr. Lee, clad in the robes of wisdom, bestowed his insights upon the fortunate listeners of Fortune’s Crypto Playbook Podcast. He posited, with all the gravity of a Roman senator, that the bubble around these Digital Assets Treasury (DAT) companies might already be a faded memory. A generous thought, considering we’ve recently witnessed the spectacle of hundreds of eager DATs waddling into existence.

And guess what? They’re contributing their own XRP to the treasury. Because why not dump their own tokens into a pot and call it “strategic”? 😅