qfx Trump Media and Technology Group, the parent company of Truth Social, Truth+, and Truth.Fi, announced an exclusive deal with Crypto.com’s Derivatives North America (CDNA), a CFTC-registered exchange and clearinghouse.
The grand rollout, which Circle has taken to calling the “Economic Operating System for the internet” (a title as lofty as it is perplexing), boasts the participation of over 100 esteemed companies from the realms of banking, capital markets, and fintech. Among these luminaries are BlackRock, Goldman Sachs, Visa, Mastercard, and State Street, according to a Tuesday announcement that has set the ton abuzz. 📰🎩
ADA’s chilling at $0.66, which is roughly the price of a slightly used toaster. While the crypto market collectively nervously taps its foot, Cardano’s price structure is allegedly doing jazz hands. Analysts are calling it “increasingly likely” for ADA to make a “major move” by year-end. Spoiler: so is the pizza delivery guy if you don’t pay him.
As the US government squanders taxpayer funds on bureaucratic farce, the crypto world gleefully ushers in a new era of ETFs-Canary’s Litecoin and Hedera offerings, Bitwise’s Solana Staking charade, and Grayscale’s belated Solana attempt. A veritable feast of financial jargon, served cold.
Now, let’s not get too carried away here. The Hedera Foundation, ever the subtle teaser, posted a cryptic message titled, “Time for an HBAR ETF?” Well, color me intrigued! It suggested that asset managers might be eyeing the launch of such a product, and, of course, included a delightful little nugget of paperwork-a filing by Canary Capital to the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) for registration on Nasdaq. All the paperwork’s in order, folks, with a neat little S-1 amendment attached like a cherry on top-dated just last October 7, 2025, because who doesn’t love some good paperwork, right?
Yesterday, S&P Global, the self-proclaimed “financial babysitter,” handed Strategy a ‘B-’ grade. Not an A, but hey, it’s better than that time you forgot your math homework. 📚
October’s been a rollercoaster of emotions-more volatile than my ex’s mood swings. But hey, investors are apparently playing chess while the rest of us are still figuring out how to hold a fork. 🍴♟️
It all started with a flurry of screenshots on X, those glorious snapshots of the digital age, where the price of HYPE skyrocketed in minutes. From a humble $48 to $98, a jump so wild it could’ve been scripted by a bored novelist. The crypto community was aflutter, frantically speculating whether this was a cunningly orchestrated manipulation or a rogue glitch of the highest order.
The finalists include Christopher Waller, Michelle Bowman, Kevin Warsh, Kevin Hassett, and Rick Rieder, a blend of policy insiders, economists, and Wall Street veterans. Given Trump’s frequent criticism of Jerome Powell for being “too slow to cut rates,” the next Fed leader is expected to favor a more aggressive, pro-growth policy stance that aligns with Trump’s economic vision. 🚀
1️⃣ Bitcoin open interest is closing in on the $40B mark, signaling growing bullish momentum across the crypto market. Because nothing says “confidence” like betting on a digital ledger with the emotional stability of a cat on a trampoline.
