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Gordon, who once presided over Take-Two’s board like a benevolent warlord (or a man with a caffeine addiction), will now advise Sui on matters of strategy and “lasting engagement.” A noble pursuit, if you ask me, but I’d still rather play a game where the only thing I lose is my dignity-not my life savings. His arrival follows CCP Games’ pact with Sui for EVE Frontier, a space MMO where you’ll probably mine more cryptocurrency than asteroids. 🚀

This grand spectacle has left investors clutching their hats, pondering if ADA’s next move is a tumble to the depths of $0.64. The price slide from $0.88 to $0.64? A polite waltz compared to the stampede of coin-flinging.

Despite watching its price waddle down for four days straight, Ethereum’s bustling network activity and cost-efficiency scream “long-term darling,” darling. Who needs a price when you’ve got fundamentals that look this good? 💅

Their three grand objectives? To make PI more useful than a chocolate teapot, to let the world’s factories run on Pi Network like it’s a magical candy factory, and to shove PI into real-world scenarios so absurd, even a wizard would blink. The token’s price has leapt by double digits this week, leaving everyone scratching their heads in bewilderment.

Recently, he makes a cameo appearance to declare ETH might just “soar” – a word that pairs well with champagne and dreams – but quickly warns us about the “biggest bubble ever,” which sounds less like a frenzy and more like an argument with reality. During this “extreme” euphoria, ETH could outshine the stodgy old Bitcoin, though given history’s penchant for ruins, the grand finale might well be a crash of catastrophic proportions. Think of it as riding a phoenix straight into a thermos of champagne – exhilarating, but probably a mess to clean up.

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Bitcoin briefly tried to flirt with $115K, but, like your ex, it quickly backed away, fighting to get back to $110K. Classic.

Pi Network (PI) is doing its best impression of a short-term uptrend, with a higher low around $0.19 and a higher high near $0.29. It’s like watching a cat try to climb a curtain – sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t. 🧗‍♂️ The reclaim of the EMA 9 and EMA 21, along with a bullish crossover, is the first exciting thing to happen since the May rally. Both EMAs are now sloping upward, which is basically the crypto version of a standing ovation. 👏

Sources-those sneaky little whispers-tell Fortune that Mastercard is tiptoeing into the ring with Zerohash, a Chicago-based blockchain wizard founded in 2017. Think of it as the cool kid in stablecoins and crypto infrastructure class, now possibly getting the biggest promposal ever! The negotiations? Late-stage, but hey, in Hollywood, anything can fall apart faster than a soufflé. And Mastercard and Zerohash? Playing like cover bands-they declined to comment. 🚫