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In the grim world of blockchain, Ethereum [ETH] has shattered its own chains, with its 180-day Moving Average of new Smart Contracts reaching heights unseen since the glory days of 2021 and 2022. 🏆

And don’t you just love the timing? The Cosmos ecosystem was feeling rather cheeky too, thanks to Coinbase listing dYdX (COSMOSDYDX), which jumped from $0.59 to $0.63. ATOM’s recent price movements have set the stage for an accumulation pattern, twirling between $4.47 and $4.60, with the potential for a fabulous upside to $5.48 by 2025-if the institutional crowd continues to show up, of course.

To break it down for the layman, our dear Commander-in-Chief has reportedly pocketed around $14.4 million from his non-fungible tokens (NFTs) – a collection that surely rivals the Louvre in its artistic merit. Then there’s the $412.5 million from token sales via World Liberty Financial, a staggering $243 million from crypto dealings with the United Arab Emirates, and a modest $13 million from the Bitcoin mining venture known as American Bitcoin. But wait, there’s more! A jaw-dropping $1.3 billion has flowed into his coffers from the BTC treasury company, Trump Media and Technology Group, and let’s not forget the $385 million from the Official Trump (TRUMP) memecoin, which, if nothing else, proves that even in the world of digital currency, branding is everything. 💸

The intricate details of Operation Chokepoint were first brought to light by the astute Venture Capitalist, Nic Carter, who, in 2023, unveiled a new operation targeting the crypto space in the United States. He described it as a meticulously orchestrated effort to marginalize the industry and sever any connections it might have with the banking system. 🕵️‍♂️

In an official proclamation, Binance doth announce-with all the pomp of a circus ringmaster-zero maker and taker fees for the esteemed BNB/USDC, ADA/USDC, TRX/USDC, and XRP/USDC pairs. 🌟 But heed, dear reader, this boon is not for the common rabble! Nay, it is reserved for the VIP 2-9 users and the noble Spot Liquidity Providers, those knights of the order book. 🛡️

So, Ethereum-big surprise-broke through a major downward trendline. Apparently, it has no historical resistances above it. Great! As long as the market doesn’t totally collapse, there’s hope for some upside continuation. Honestly, though, I’m waiting for the next drama, because when doesn’t this thing go south out of nowhere?

I’d love to say the Monero community responded with poise, but mostly it was what you might expect from people who pride themselves on anonymity: a lot of posting, panic, and presumably a few new burner phones. On the day of reckoning, Qubic decided they deserved more than half the pie, and snatched up over 51% of Monero’s hashrate. People started muttering words like “blockchain takeover,” “double-spending,” and, my personal favorite, “things were just fine until THAT pool showed up.”

According to the oracle of Bloomberg, Sheffield’s ensemble has not merely expanded; it has flourished, like a wildflower in a concrete jungle. They have embraced the art of stablecoin settlements, forging alliances that echo through the corridors of finance, as if to say, “Fear not, for we shall not be overshadowed!”

The Pudgy Penguins mascot will take its rightful place on the racetrack, making its F1 debut in Singapore after the PENGU token triumphed in Kraken’s highly competitive Meme Coin Showdown.

In the vast and often tumultuous world of Solana, where tokens rise and fall with the capriciousness of the tides, Pump.fun’s resurgence sends ripples of optimism through the $SOL market. Solana-based coins, ever the darlings of the speculative crowd, have seen gains ranging from 40% to 70% in the last 24 hours. And as if to add fuel to the fire, Snorter Token ($SNORT), with its ambitious $3 million presale, stands poised to capture the hearts and wallets of the crypto community. 💪🚀