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Neogen Corporation (NEOG) has soared so high, it’s as if the stock itself has sprouted wings and is now a bird of prey, 🦅 soaring at 33.74% in the last 24 hours! The price, a mere $9.62, and a market cap of $2.09 billion-how quaint! 💸
The lead cryptocurrency, ever the drama queen, has since slithered below the $90,000 mark, its early January rebound as fleeting as a society hostess’s smile. And yet, the broader risk backdrop remains as supportive as a well-padded chaise longue, with whispers of Federal Reserve rate cuts tickling the ears of the optimists. 🌟
it’s the latter, but who am I to argue with a chart that wears a hoodie and calls itself market structure? 😅
Our brave titans of finance, BitMine, kicked off the year not with resolutions, but with a digital gold rush. 🎰 Why save for retirement when you can buy Ether and pray to the blockchain gods?
Remember when XRP went from 0.0000179 BTC to 0.0001740 BTC in 120 days? That’s like a toddler learning to ride a bike-unstable, but so thrilling. 🚲 And guess what? It even outpaced Ethereum! 🤯 (But let’s be real, Ethereum’s just a slowpoke.)
In a sermon delivered to CNBC’s flock, Jeffery intoned, “The weakness? Merely a fleeting shadow. A temporary torment of the crypto soul!” He anointed Circle and Coinbase as his chosen vessels, their fates entwined with Bitcoin’s “immature” ambition-a nascent, trembling creature of finance with a paltry $1.9 trillion market cap. 🌱👹
According to the ever-watchful eyes at Chainalysis, this shindig represents a 162% increase from 2024. Apparently, crypto crime is the only sector that’s not complaining about inflation. 📈 It’s booming across the board: scams, hacking, money laundering-you name it, they’ve got it. It’s like a criminal buffet, but with fewer finger sandwiches and more stolen Bitcoins.
While the market weeps and wails, its bearish tears flooding the altcoin streets, Ethereum stands firm, a stoic hero testing the very fabric of higher timeframe support. Oh, the irony! As the masses flee, it whispers, “I shall endure.” 😏
In a move that’s about as surprising as a wizard pulling a rabbit out of a hat, Solana Mobile has announced the launch of its SKR token on January 21, 2026. Yes, you read that right-2026. Apparently, the future is taking its sweet time. ⏳
In what can only be described as an announcement that rivalled the grandeur of a town square meeting, Governor Gordon waxed lyrical about the stablecoin’s noble purpose. It’s a fiat-backed creature, fully backed by the treasures of the realm – or rather, by public coffers – it was said. Quite a feat for the Good Natured State.