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SharpLink Gaming, the Nasdaq-listed marvel and one of the largest public holders of Ether (talk about a digital wallet flex! 💼), has announced it will tokeniz-ify its common stock directly onto the Ethereum blockchain. Yes, you read that right-no more traditional stock shenanigans, it’s all about that shiny new blockchain life! The company dropped the news on a Thursday (because, well, Thursdays are the new Mondays), and revealed its partnership with financial whiz-kids at Superstate, who will ensure everything runs smoother than your grandma’s knitting circle.

Traders, like skittish sparrows, trimmed their bullish plumage, leaving the market’s soul as uncertain as a Russian winter. 🌨️ All eyes on Friday’s $22 billion options expiry-a spectacle of greed and folly.

Additionally, Eurojust can boast a similar success, arresting the leaders of a major crime ring. This group stole $116 million over several years before international law enforcement brought it down. 🕵️‍♀️

According to Finews, LUKB is tiptoeing into the thrilling world of crypto-backed lending. Apparently, integrating the entire digital asset value chain is now considered “strategic growth” rather than sheer madness. 🧐

Ah, the stablecoin market! It expands like the tormented soul of a man who has lost his purpose, yet clings to the illusion of progress. From $200 billion at the dawn of 2025 to $280 billion by Thursday-a mere blip in the grand farce of finance. Citi, that august oracle of numbers, has revised its 2030 forecast to $1.9 trillion (base case) and $4 trillion (bull case), as if the future were a dice roll in a tavern of fools. 🕰️💸

The White House, ever the patient gardener of governance, has turned its gaze to these candidates after President Trump’s initial choice, Brian Quintenz, found himself entangled in Senate red tape. Sommers and Hauptman, it seems, are paragons of crypto-friendliness, though one wonders if their “pro-innovation” stance is born of wisdom or simply a desire to avoid being left behind in the digital gold rush. 🏦✨

Short-term? Bearish as a grumpy old man. But hold your horses-liquidation clusters and Binance’s buying sprees? They’re like seeds in the soil, waiting for rain. 🌧️

The scene is set: Ohio, eager to leap into the swirling abyss, joins Colorado and Utah-those brave pioneers of financial anarchy-who have already signed away the last semblance of old-fashioned currency. Louisiana, not to be left behind in this circus of future folly, has earlier passed a law to dance with blockchain’s ghostly waltz. 🎠

Crypto sage EGRAG CRYPTO, with the flourish of a stage director, sketches a scenario wherein XRP might flirt with the range of $15 to $33 by the twilight of 2025. His chart, that coquettish diagram, shows XRP often waltzing along an ascending channel in the final act of each bullish pageant. This slender corridor, a sort of velvet corridor of anticipation, has historically served as a quiet alcove of accumulation before a rapture of upward motion. 💃

The market freak-out after President Milei’s political stumble was, predictably, short-lived. Enter the U.S., stage right, waving its magic money wand ✨. Because why let a sovereign nation suffer when you can just… print more dollars?